Sageru dogmas (132)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Have you guys heard about Sageru's 777 sacred dogmas?

83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

59. sageru is a rip off and you can't get your money back

84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

60. The dick is always right

85 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1

expound.

86 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

61. No being silly

87 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

62. No being serious

88 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

64. No counting in order

89 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

63. Your hands belong in your pants

90 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

65. Keep your pants out of the dishwasher

91 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

66. Keep your hands inside the dishwasher.

92 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

67. You must be at least 5'2 to ride the dishwasher.

93 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

68. Riding in the dishwasher is a good way to spend a saturday.

94 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

69. Is not a position to be attempted in the dishwasher.

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97 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

70. The coolest number is 100

98 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

71. Ignore spam links.

99 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

28. Missing dogmas are not allowed.

100 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

72. Stop doing that.

101 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

73. Yes. That. Stop it.

102 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

74. Rock in the morning, Roll at night.

103 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

75. Do away with boomer shit like ``rock and roll''

104 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

76. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

105 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

77. Do away with Gen X shit like ``hip-hop''

106 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

78. You don't tell me what to do

107 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

79. 78 should SHUT UP

108 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

80. Put mayonnaise in EVERYTHING.

109 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━━━━━━!!kjmOSUVl [Del]

81. Change the board style every day so it doesn't look stale

110 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

82. Ignore how 81. contradicts 23. and 39.

111 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

83. Achieve nonexistence

112 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

84. Read Ted Kaczynski's manifesto

113 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

111.It's only illegal if you get caught.

114 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

85. DONT SKIP NUMBERS

115 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

86. cute birls on sageru are public property

116 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

86b. Addendum: birl is a contraction of bird girl.

117 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

87. Look out!

118 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

88. Ignore 82, 39 and 23, the styles are there for something.

119 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

89. spreads bossy

120 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

89b. Addendum: bossy is a contraction of boy who's fussy.

121 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

90. It's not gay if yours is bigger

122 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

91. It's not gay if you're related

123 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

92. It's not gay if one of you has a girl's name.

124 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

93. Kamille is a girl's name

125 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

94. But only if you want

126 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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127 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

96. He who knows the 777th dogma knows God

128 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

97. The prosperous must decline, the proud do not endure

129 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

97. The prosperous must decline, the proud do not endure

130 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

98. insert dick

131 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

99. Lose track of time and grow old whilst still young.

132 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

100. Dolla dolla bill y'all