BEES jizz on the floor (5)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  1. Jizz on the floor
  2. Pour coffee on it and forget about it

2 Name: horse [Del]

What about the BEES...

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


>Jizz on the floor

This night I ejaculated onto the floor of a bathroom shower. I shaved my pubic hair off and am in my 20s, and this night something odd happened. I have stuck a finger up my anus before, and while showering this night, I thought it would be interesting to put two fingers into my asshole. I put my index finger 👆 and middle finger 🖕 of my left hand into my butthole then grabbed my penis with my right hand and masturbated. I was on all fours masturbating on the shower floor. When I orgasmed I was not even sure if I orgasmed or not. It was one of the most disappointing faps I've ever had. It was such a weak orgasm that I wasn't sure if I came or not. Last time I masturbated was yesterday night, or maybe it was two days ago. I should have stuck with a plan I had of fucking this artificial vagina thing that I have.

Before this night the last thing I masturbated to was an overweight woman. She wasn't really fat. She was just overweight. She was sorta sexy. The video that she was in was a porn or erotic vid from the 1980s I think.

>Pour coffee on it and forget about it

Sounds like a bad idea. Someone might see it and correctly identify it as semen: unless the coffee does something I don't know about. Coffee on a shower floor is sus. Last time I drank coffee was in 2021-06-29 or 2021-06-30 late in the morning. I'm in the mountain time zone in the USA. Wasting coffee sounds like a bad idea. I'd rather drink half a gallon of coffee in one sitting.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am >>3. The last firework that I heard tonight was:

  • 11:48 PM: clearly heard one - a big one?
  • 11:52 PM: clearly heard a medium or small one
  • 12:04 AM: I maybe heard a small one

Turn off JavaScript if it really bothers you. I find the bees sorta neat. Bees dislike hornets. 🐝🐝🐝 ❌ hornets.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

*2021-07-03 11:48 PM
*2021-07-03 11:52 PM
*2021-07-04 12:04 AM

P.S. my mom asked me if "anime" is pronounced "An May" (it is not). I just heard a firework explosion in 2021-07-04 12:12 AM mountain time.

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