ITT we tell a story two words at a time (1000)

1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll start

851 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

install CD

852 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for Macintosh2000.

853 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I saw

854 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I conquered.

855 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Never mind

856 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

coming, that's

857 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

near >>858

858 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pep pep

859 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

uncreative stuff

860 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and nonsensical

861 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sepulchritudial objects

862 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

mem mem

863 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is very

864 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

difficult to

865 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cum. I

866 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

have a

867 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

long sock

868 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to put

869 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my dick

870 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in his

871 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fine lady

872 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. My ass

873 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

has many

874 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

open holes

875 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

; too many.

876 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I just

877 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

don't know

878 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

what you

879 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

want from

880 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

me, quantifying

881 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nothing. The

882 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

amorous catgirls

883 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lovingly programmed

884 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a sentient

885 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

DQN-kun is

886 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

omorphic entity

887 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, violating several

888 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

rules of

889 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

parazoological phonetics

890 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and sexual

891 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

etiquette. Meanwhile,

892 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dr. Light,

893 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dr. Wily,

894 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and their

895 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

penises were

896 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fighting for

897 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

supremacy and

898 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hoofed mammals

899 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, which are

900 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

goats, naturally.

901 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Satan loves

902 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

rough gay

903 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

goat sex.

904 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If my post contains >2 words will admin-sama delete it?

905 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>904 No, but don't do that anyway. Your post will not be part of the story, but eat up valuable space that can be used for an appropriate ending to the story. So please, everyone: Do not post posts with more than two words, okay? Please.

Thank you for being compliant.

906 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"You're welcome,"

907 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

said the

908 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bad motherfucker

909 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who was

910 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

smoking a

911 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

large penis.

912 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I love

913 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you. In

914 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a purely

915 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

platonic capacity.

916 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Damn son,

917 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

DAMN SON,

918 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

peep dat

919 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

heartfelt confession

920 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in my

921 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pants! Marvel

922 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

at its

923 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

marvellous heartfeltness

924 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that's not

925 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

very marvellous

926 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

now that

927 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

anyone can

928 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

do what

929 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you did.

930 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I suck

931 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lollipops whenever

932 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I feel

933 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like injecting

934 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

something hard

935 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like crack

936 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

into anus

937 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

mouth. Let

938 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it be

939 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

known that

940 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

existentialist philosophy

941 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is best

942 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

renge-chan

943 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Islam is

944 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sort of

945 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like Christianity

946 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but with

947 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

durka durkas.

948 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Radical feminism

949 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is my

950 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

worst enemy.

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