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1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When I first start computer, I am very interested in female pornography.

Then I use Windows 95, I like preteen female pornography.

After some years I use Windows XP, I love preteen male pornography.

Then I use Windows 7, I like male gay pornography.

Now I use Ubuntu, I am very interested in shemale pornography.

I think shemale is multiplayer, just like Linux is for the diversity.

I can experience female and male reproductive organs at the same time whenever I want.

Thank god that I know Linux operating systems.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my rating of your story:

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3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

what about mac os?

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


>When I first start computer, I am very interested in female pornography.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>5 Why would you think that?

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Based on his update cycles, ``when I first start computer'' would be in the early 90s, probably not earlier than 1988. This would mean that he was probably using MS-DOS or a Macintosh system, not an Amiga, etc. Of those two choices, MS-DOS was more prevalent, and it would have made sense to upgrade from DOS to Win95, whereas a move from Macintosh to Win95 would be sideways enough to probably justify mentioning.

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9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Does "female pornography" mean heterosexual pornography? Then I would think MS-DOS, but that is not strictly female.
Stricly female means lesbian pornography, with makes me think MacOS.

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I would be remiss to neglect to mention A1200 from 1992.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That is an excellent point. I was simply tracing the path of his OS switches, not his personal tastes.

However, I think there is still a case to be made for MS-DOS. For Windows 7, he explicitly states male gay pornography''. I think such a person would write female gay pornography'' or perhaps female lesbian pornography'' for lesbian porn. Adding that to the time period, I propose that female pornography'' refers (mostly) to softcore erotic modelling: pinups, centerfolds, painstakingly-crafted ANSI art, etc. That seems heterosexual enough to be classified as MS-DOS and presents a smooth upgrade path.

The only issue is that, by that reading, most of his other tastes in pornography would also be similarly softcore. For someone whose tastes vary and tend towards taboos over time, this seems highly unlikely. But the alternatives seem no better.

Perhaps this will never be resolved. >>1 may have continued on his trackless journey, leaving only questions in his wake.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11 It depends on if 'male gay pornopraghy' is to distinguish it from other male pornography, such as preteen male pornography, or from other gay pornography, such as female gay pornography. To me it seems to be the former rather than the latter, if only because the one is listed explicitly and the other is not.

While 'female pornography' definitely excludes heterosexual variants, you are most probably right in that female pornography refers to glamour gifs, which rules out only UNIX, OS/2, and WinNT.

Single-tasking MS-DOS really is the most likely contender then.

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