How do you cope with your impending demise and the complete meaninglessness of everything? (74)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I browse stupid websites.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I increase entropy as much as possible.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I listen to moé denpa.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I write books.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I spend my life in The Elitist Superstructure.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I spend my time fixing problems that don't exist.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am patiently waiting for death to come to me.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Isn't that boring? Or do you use drugs which increase your patience a hundred fold?

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm not >>8-san, but I do use drugs, sometimes, yes.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>9 What drugs do you use to lose your patience?

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Modern entertainment.

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That's not a drug.

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>13 TV is just as addictive and bad for your health as drugs.

You can tell that TV is bad, because parents did not blame it for children's bad behaviour, like they did with dancing, books, comics, sex, drugs, rock music, video games, and the internet.

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


Yeah, you just try it.

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I "touch" the "imouto" on her "breasts".

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


> bad for your health as drugs

It depends on which drug you're talking about.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>17 As addictive as sugar?

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


>You can tell that TV is bad, because parents did not blame it for children's bad behaviour

Of course they did. You've never heard parents blame their kid's behavior on TV?

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't.

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>19 If it wasn't legal, then the lawyers, they would sue. And the prisons would be full of folks who saw a show or two.

I have heard children blame their parents' behaviour on TV, though. And I have heard parents praise the virtues of TV and condemn the evils of VHS.

I know parents who blame their children's behaviour on the shows they watch on the internets, but not on TV. (On cinema, yes, but never TV. Save the living room!)

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I hunt dubs on obscure internet textboards. Also check 'em.

23 Name: Captain Hagbard Celine [Del]

Nothing is as it seems.

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


I try to fill my life with meaning by trying lots of hobbies, but then I feel ennui, depress hard and lose interest in everything and mope for a couple of weeks, and then find something to do with my time for a half a month or so. Rinse and repeat until I die. It's basically a kind of torture.

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yes they did.
They even blame the TV for the supposed ADHD epidemic.

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I use alcohol to dumb me down and cute anime girls to hold my attention.
Doesn't really do much good, as soon as I take my headphones off and lay in bed it all comes flowing back in my mind to harass me.

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am almost certain they blame that on smartphones.
But now that you mention it, I do seem to recall that MTV used to be blamed for ADHD, back when MTV was about music videos. Not TV in general.

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Back before video games, TV was also the thing that was inuring us to violence. It's quite surprising that you haven't encountered soccer-mom diatribes against TV. Count yourself lucky, I guess.

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>28 I guess.
I'll believe you that it happened, but it is ridiculous to imagine teenagers clandestinely trading TV on the playground behind their parent's backs.

30 Name: </s> [Del]

But without TV, they can't watch the evangelist or fox news.

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>30 Not to mention the ritual Friday night murder mystery.

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't.

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I eat bananas. Pounds of them daily. More than is considered normal.

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35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I found meaning and it enslaved me. I don't have time to do anything but work on the Ur-Object, and I've started building my values around it. Please send help or supplies.

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I shove small animals up my anus.

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Bananas are better.

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't get it.

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Banana" is one of those shitty Minion memes.
Minions are characters from the movie "Despicable Me", which now have their own spinoff movie, and thousands of fans, mostly middle-aged, white soccer moms who flood Facebook with posts about their disgusting fetish for small, childish cartoon characters from a children's movie having lots of gay sex.

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I watched the ending of Despicable Me movie the other day. I thought the girl with glasses was cute a sexy kind of cute
Am I tainted with something?

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48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I was always a fan of Edith (the one with the hat).

The one with the glasses was played by Miranda Cosgrove. I think she was there specifically for the sex appeal.

I didn't like the sequel to Despicable Me. The original was about this middle-aged entrepreneur who lived for his job, even though it didn't pay for a living. The sequel was childish with some pointless teenage drama thrown in. And worst, the minion babble didn't even make sense anymore.

The Minions movie seems to go back to the roots. I haven't seen it yet, but how horrible can it be?

Bananas are healthy, rich in nutritients, and regulate your digestion. Bananas are the best food.I highly recommend them. They are not a meme, and shouting "banana" is not funny. (Although it is a funny word. Is it b(an*)a or ba(na)* ? And João Brazil, Lovefoxx and Gwen Stefani seem to be bananas for this shit as well.)

Making fun of the similarity between bananas and minions in general (and Kevin in particular) is simply tasteless.

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

> Making fun of the similarity between bananas and minions in general (and Kevin in particular) is simply tasteless.

The "banana" meme comes from the fact that the minions say the word a lot, not from any perceived similarities between the subjects of your masturbatory fantasies and a much sexier fruit.

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


>The "banana" meme comes from the fact that the minions say the word a lot

That's just Bob. He likes bananas. Unfortunately this was featured in the trailers a lot, and now toddlers have taken to imitating him.

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like how you didn't even try to deny jacking off to them.

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I construct doomsday devices and hide them in places where they're likely to be found by curious children.

Knowing I've likely contributed to the extinction of minionfuckers like >>49,51 helps me sleep at night.

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>53 then how come the world hasn't been destroyed yet? You either hide them too well and nobody has found any of them yet, or your doomsday devices don't work very well.

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I've only finished one so far, but the dumb kid who found it managed to disassemble it instead of activating it.

I'll do better next time.

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ganbatte, >>55-san!

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


>I'll do better next time.

You will, or you will get no food.

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>53 What can I say? She is small, she is yellow, and she speaks in an incomprehensible dialect – but she is my wife.

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Followup to >>49.

Having seen the movie, I have to say it is not worth the price of admittance. It's not even a coherent movie, but a jumble of things going nowhere, borrowing from other franchises along the way. It's enough to make me lose interest in movies altogether.

It's bad. Transformers 2 level bad.

Here's hoping watching Pixels will cheer me up.

60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


> Here's hoping watching Pixels will cheer me up.

Yeah, probably not.

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why? The original animated short feature by Patrick Jean was a clever and original homage to the 8-Bit era, and expanding this into a full blockbuster movie extolling what made those classic games classics, and what we lost with the current generation of casual games, can only be a good thing, bound to go down in cineastic history as one of the timeless greats.

I have very high hopes for this movie, and am looking forward to seeing the world destroyed in bright, cheerful colours.

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You will be disappointed. Why? Adam Sandler.

65 Name: Thread [Del]

Goodbye >>64

66 Name: Goodbye [Del]

Thread キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!!

67 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

     | \
     |Д`) No one is here.
     |⊂ I can dance now !

    ♪ ☆     
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    ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
     (  へ)    RANTA RANTA

      く       TAN

  ♪ ☆

ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
(へ  )    RANTA TANTA
>    TAN

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

     | \
     |Д`) Whatever you say
     |⊂ daddy !

    ♪ ☆     
   ♪ / \    RANTA TAN
    ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
     (  へ)    RANTA RANTA

  く       TAN

  ♪ ☆

ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
(へ  )    RANTA TANTA

       >    TAN

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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   | \/        _人|  This is a nice thread. I think I'll bump it, so other people can also experience its niceness.
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71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with ease

73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

     | \
     |Д`)   No one is here.
     |⊂     I can dance now !

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

74 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dum ass

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