Hi, it's me: Adva Pazy, also known as Bob, sibimet, and 4x13. I'm the Underboss of Sageru and the cousin of Meltingwax in real life. Ask me anything! (as long as it's not about what happened at bible camp in 2005)
>>20
are you alright? my uncle was comatose for 4 years after one of those. after he got discharged, he immediately got in a car crash and burned to death. so i guess he was comatoast. you're lucky you're unscathed.
>>21
Adva Pazy, 9/11 isn't something to make light of. It was a national tragedy that had millions of people killed. This thread has been enjoyable thus far, but this is just distasteful.
Thank you for your concern >>23-dono. I am buji de, as they say in Japanese, which is to say I'm safe and sound. I have no ill effects other than my THC levels being dangerously low, so my doctor suggested that I Smoke Weed Every Day to get my THC back up to a healthy standard.
>>24
I would never make light of 9/11, or the Holocaust for that matter. I was there when the towers fell, searching for my brother. I had to wade through the blood, the ash and the bones while avoiding debris falling from the sky. When I found him inside, the tower started to collapse. I extended my hand up to the ceiling and held up the entire tower, stalling its downfall to give my brother enough time to escape. Later I found out the man I saved was the notorious gay rapist Kevin Spacey, and my brother was safe at his home in Sacramento the whole time.
My website is down because I had to spend the money allocated for the server on my surgery. According to my accountant I will have enough to pay for the server again on the 11th of September. The overlap between the day my website will be up and 9/11 is pure coincidence and wasn't an attempt at crude humor. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
>>25
Jesus christ. I had now idea. That must have been so hard on you. Don't apologize; I should apologize for throwing those baseless accusations at you. I just hope you can forgive me ;_;
>>26
It was a double surgery, which is why it was so expensive. The first surgery was a lung expansion surgery, so I could take bigger bong hits. The second surgery was a penis ensmallening surgery, because I was insecure about having a large penis and afraid of being bullied for it. Now I have a strong 5.47 incher. If any girls are reading this, you can hit me up at my new email address, 547@4x13.net
>>27
It's okay, it was a simple mistake. Mistakes are what makes us human, which is why discarded unborn fetuses are the most human out of us all. I forgive you ^____^
>discarded unborn
Somehow I forgot the word "aborted" existed. brainshit
>>28
I'm not sure I like that analogy. Don't get me wrong, I support the troops, but abortion is a touchy subject that can be hard to navigate. Although, if the shoe fits, wear it.
Adva Pazy, how are doing?
Something tells me this isn't the real Adva Pazy. this is an impostor trying to sully his good name.
>>33
how could you think something like that? i have known Adva Pazy for like 6 years and everything he said in this thread holds up. i have no reason to believe he is pretending. he has poured his heart out for all of us and taken care to answer evry question. keep your seeds of discord to yourself. KIKE!
I'm a lieutenant with the 3rd Street Asseaters and I'm here to say """Adva Pazy"" is a shitty batter who missed all my pitches. See you on the field, fucker
>>39
it's a pun that you would only get if you knew my uncle. my uncle, may he rest in peace, inherited the bakery that has been in our family for generations. every day he would wake up in the sweltering heat of sicily and by the sweat of his brow he would bake breads and pastries until his hands ached, his back was sore, and his feet were swollen from standing up for so long. to call him a hard worker would be an understatement. my grandfather originally wanted to pass down the bakery to his first born son, my father, but my dad refused in order to fulfill his dream of becoming a sculptor. my uncle, thinking my dad would take over the bakery, also had grand plans for himself in life, which he unfortunately had to drop when the bakery was forced upon him by my grandfather. my uncle has an effeminate touch, so instead of confronting situations, he grits his teeth and bears them passive aggressively. he couldn't refuse my grandfather's inheritance to him. he came to love his profession over the years and take pride in his products and the joy they brought to his customers, but all the same has held a grudge towards my father and myself for living the life he never had the chance to live. i was never on good terms with my uncle, but by god if i didn't respect him. anyway, to understand the pun all you need to know is this: my uncle was a giant loaf of bread.
>>32
Me fine ;^)
>>33
I'm not even going to reply to this post and give you the attention you so desperately crave, Troll-san. Find a better use for your time. Might I suggest learning how to code, Smoke Weed Every Day, or watching an anime, mayhaps? If you want more suggestions I shan'tn't be happy to supply them.
>>34-37
Thank you for defending me, my heroes. kisses your neck
>>38
You get the fuck out of this thread now, fucking piece of shit. Yeah see you on the fucking field bitch. I'm going to make you eat those words, and if I don't, I'll make you eat your own ass. You have my word.
>>42
This deleted post is very important. In this post lies infinity, but at the same time there lies nothing. What was this post? Why did the author delete it? We will never know, but it is in that ignorance where we can find beauty. Simultaneously, it is everything and nothing at once. It has the potential to say anything within the scope of infinity, provided you have the imagination for it. Did it have the cure for cancer? Perhaps a poem so well crafted that whoever read it would be at ease with themselves for the rest of their existence. Your self would be separated into two: your old self, from before you read this post; and your new self, after reading this post (or, post-post, if you will). I'm sorry, I have to stop posting, I just moved myself to tears.
>>43
i am a grown man. i have a beard. yet even i have a case of the waterworks right now. this is so beautiful Adva Pazy. really.
Adva Pazy, i'm going to speak from the heart here. i'm a virgin. yes, i'm a gamer. i've been stuck in the friendzone for 7 months. can i imagine that >>42 was about the taste, feeling, scent, and mouthfeel of pussy?
>>47
Yes.
>>48
Indeed.
>>49
Absolutely.
But you have to remember, your imaginings are only your own personal truths. They aren't objective truths because are only valid to yourself, but not to others, who are free to experience >>42 in their own way. Therein lies its beauty. It's everything, but it's also nothing. If you reply to >>42 with the assumption that it was about your chosen truth, you rob others of their truths, so beware of that.
why am i crying?
>>25
i don't see how the holocaust, probably the greatest tragedy of the 20th century, is relevant to the rest of your post. big yikes. i thought you were an ally?
incorrect. the greatest tragedies of the 20th century are as follows:
i'm gay btw
Adva Pazy raped my table! He's a table rapist and a criminal! He broke my windows too!
I have some really incriminating dirt on Adva Pazy! He's a criminal! It'll take a while to type up, so wait for my next post.
The sorcerer has returned
Holy shit
I went through a phase in my life where I had really bad paranoia and I couldn't dismiss the idea that Adva Pazy was psychically tormenting me every day, he was in my Skype address book and I didn't know how and he kept posting little digs and accurate things about my life on DQN. I think I added him while I was high and also made those posts myself when I was high, like this one. Hi me, you made this post too, don't worry!
Adva Pazy is it true you picked a scab and crumbled it up into some ganja and smoked it?
Adva Pazy when are you going to release your ayashii world thing?
Golang is for transsexuals and fascists
holy shit, how does that happen to a man? did they torture and brainwash him?
wtf how did you post image