ITT we tell a story two words at a time (1000)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll start

651 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in the

652 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

white house.

653 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

LIZARD PEOPLE

654 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

love to

655 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

get down

656 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and boogie.

657 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

BOOGIE MEN

658 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

also love

659 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to fuck

660 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

little girls

661 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

what a

662 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dick butt

663 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nigger fucker.

664 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The child

665 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

then cried:

666 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

JESUS CHRIST!!

667 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Then Jesus

668 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

told her

669 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to genuflect

670 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

or be

671 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

genuflucted. I

672 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

recently kidnapped

673 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

myself. It

674 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was not

675 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that fun.

677 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Just kidding

678 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fuck this

679 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. So we

680 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

let our

681 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

daughter get

682 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ebola in

683 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Detroit and

684 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

she carjacked

685 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a BMW

686 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Then she

687 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

drove down

688 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to Bel-Air

689 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

along with

690 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Will Smith.

691 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

At heart,

692 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

she was

693 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

singing boowa-

694 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ooga booga.

695 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This demonstrates

696 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

her lack

697 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of understanding

698 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that the

699 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

divergence theorem

700 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of Gauss

701 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

follows from

702 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Stokes' theorem

703 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

; I mean,

704 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who the

705 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

[expletive deleted]

706 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fucking hell

707 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

doesn't know

708 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that? Even

709 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

she fucking

710 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

wrote a

711 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lengthy diatribe

712 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

about Gauss'

713 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

law of

714 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

man/boy love.

715 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't

716 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

care though.

717 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ennui has

718 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

six letters.

719 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So does

720 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nothing else.

721 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That's right;

723 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Except, of

724 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nothing. Else.

725 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Not even

726 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

anything else.

727 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Moving on,

728 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Some guy

729 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

unnecessarily capitalised

730 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in the

731 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

distant past,

732 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and now

733 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

we will

734 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

forcibly defenestrate

735 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

SVCHost.exe, COM,

736 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

rm -rf

737 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

filemode circumvention,

738 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and thereby

739 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

raping Izumi

740 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Konata in

741 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

her hairy

742 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

anus. I

743 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

didn't think

744 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

continuous form

745 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

would have

746 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sufficed to

747 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

complete this

748 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

atrocity of

749 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a sentence.

750 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If you

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