Declaration of the Founding of the New #jpsie Brotherhood of Poop (23)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

On this glorious day, We, the finest poopers in all of #jp, came together to proclaim our united glory and formed an unassailable cabal of poopers. All who prove their prowess as the finest poopers in the land are free to join.

No pissers allowed.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

haha :D

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]




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        ゙{y、、;:...:,:.:.、;:..:,:.:. ._  、}
         ".¨ー=v ''‐ .:v、,,、,r,ノ′
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        ゙{y、、;:...:,:.:.、;:..:,:.:. ._  .、)  、}
        ".¨ー=v ''‐ .:v、冫. .、,,,、,,r_,ノ′

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          |   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|     Watch out, meteor shower.
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      /::      ..:::::/             ヽ :::::::::::ノ
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     |     ;:<         For all aspiring poopers wishing to demonstrate their
     ヽ ,,,,,.....   \       prowess in the act of defecating, join #poopers on irc.sageru.org!
      `ヽ、:::::::::::....  \_
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           `ヽ、::::::: ノ
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         (((((_ノ



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4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The falling poop isn't perfect, but it's as good as I could get it. A bit dark, so best to view this AA under the dreaded Pseud0ch.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Am i allowed to poop while i irc. please answer. real question

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>5
Yes, what sort of a monster would deprive you of your IRC pooping pleasures? Certainly not poop connoisseurs such as ourselves!

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily Poop Journal: Day #1
Today I made a great, large, stomach-hurting, toilet-clogging poop. This poop was so grand, in fact, it exploded, destroying my toilet and revealing a hole in the floor, which was just large enough for me to enter. As I made my way down this hole cautiously, the delicious smell of feces began to grow. "Am I approaching heaven?" I thought. Finally, I landed on a mushy floor. Pieces of corn popped with every step I took. After hours of walking through this poop covered plain, I heard voices. They were discussing poop. At that moment, I knew I had found the place in which I belong.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(҂` ロ ´)凸 FUCK YOU I HATE YOU (҂` ロ ´)凸 YOU ARE NOT POOPER (҂` ロ ´)凸 SON OF A BITCH (҂` ロ ´)凸 MOTHERFUCKER

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10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily Poop Journal: Day #2
Today I consumed an immense amount of EXCEEDINGLY oily food, as well as a fair dose of coffee. Now I knew that this would result in an ESPECIALLY greasy shit, and I was ready. It didn't take long for my sphincter to start feeling the pressure building up. I slammed my ass on the toilet, ready to unleash. When I gave a push, the turd came out almost immediately, clean and slippery in nature. It was a pretty big one, but not as big as I had hoped, I should have eaten more. It was also slightly pale, and not the nice brown I had been hoping for. This is a sign that I don't have enough iron in my diet. However, I seem to be doing fine in the fiber department, despite the massive amounts of oil I had consumed, the poop slid out nice and clean in one solid piece. I didn't even need to wipe much. A pleasant surprise, I was expecting greasy, impossible to wipe hell.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily Poop Journal: Day #3
Looking for something to eat, I chose the simple option - snacks. First it started with a bag of potato chips. Shortly after, some pretzels. Like a raccoon digging through trash, I continued to open the bags in an attempt to satisfy my hunger. My lack of regard for the size of the bags I was opening was disgisting in retrospect. Had I not been so lazy, I would have made myself a proper meal, but it was too late. Only a few hours later, I felt the poop pressing it's way out, but it just wouldn't come out when I sat down on the toilet. In and out it went, like playing tug-of-war with a dwarf who was stuck inside of my colon. My only option was to wait. An hour and a half later, while playing The Idolmaster Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage, I finally felt the poop begin to sink towards the ocean. Trying my best not to cut this stone in half, I focused on the game. It fell perfectly, making a small noise upon hitting the water.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11
If your poop is hard and stuck, you should try to cut it so it does not have the potential to clog your toilet.

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I pooped at work again, it was soft but not liquidy. I have been very gassy from all the beans I've eaten.

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily Poop Journal: Day #4
Today I made a nice out poop. It took me a small bit of effort to push out it out, but it plopped out in one solid piece. A hard poop, and very wide. I wasn't sure my anus could even handle something that size! It was around the size of my fist! Anyways, the big poop was followed by a swarm of tiny little baby poops. Little itty-bitty poops! I had to force a lot of them out, and it was somehow harder to do than the big poop. ;_; But then once it was over everything wiped really nicely since it was a hard poop and didn't smudge. It was a good poop.

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is the most retarded fucking shit I have ever seen on the internet. All that #jpsie cum has gone straight to your brain and made you a brainless sissy retard.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Everyone, even the most honorable pooper, pisses; a burden placed upon us by God. - Poopers 8:6

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily Poop Journal: Day #5
Today was not a great day - well, depending on how you view pooping. I went shopping for some clothes and food this afternoon, not expecting anything out of the ordinary to happen; however, I was wrong. Suddenly, I was forced to stop walking down the fruit aisle. The feeling of an earthquake in my stomach signaled the eruption of a volcano. Instant panic ensued. Abandoning my shopping cart, I frantically searched for a restroom. Tears were forming in my eyes as I ran through the cold, air-conditioned air. Streaks of unpleasant smells indicated my path - a trail. Nothing, not a single restroom could be seen. Rather than asking an employee, with the risk of there being no restrooms, I decided to retreat home before it was too late. The car ride seemed to last hours, although only being less than fifteen minutes. Never had I been so excited to see my own home. Faster I ran to the bathroom in my home than to my car in the store. And how disappointing, too; I barely pooped.

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I hate how many times I have to wipe to feel clean after a shit. What's the secret to perfect, firm logs? Am I deficient in fiber?

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Our hero has been found! Doodieman, go and bring poop to the world!
doodieman.com

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My POOP is so GREEN

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