Declaration of the Founding of the New #jpsie Brotherhood of Poop (91)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

On this glorious day, We, the finest poopers in all of #jp, came together to proclaim our united glory and formed an unassailable cabal of poopers. All who prove their prowess as the finest poopers in the land are free to join.

No pissers allowed.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

haha :D

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

          i;i;i;i; '',',;^′..ヽ
          ゙ゞy、、;:..、)  }
         /;:;":;.:;";i; '',',;;;_~;;;′.ヽ
        ゙{y、、;:...:,:.:.、;:..:,:.:. ._  、}
         ".¨ー=v ''‐ .:v、,,、,r,ノ′
        /;i;i; '',',;;;_~⌒¨;;;;;;;;ヾ.ミ゙´゙^′..ヽ
        ゙{y、、;:...:,:.:.、;:..:,:.:. ._  .、)  、}
        ".¨ー=v ''‐ .:v、冫. .、,,,、,,r_,ノ′

           /''''''   '''''':::::::\
          . |(●),   、(●)、.:| + 
          |   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|     Watch out, meteor shower.
        .   |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::| +
           \  `ニニ´  .:::::/
           |::::::::::::::      (  / ̄ ̄\
           |:::::::::::        /      `、
           |::::::::::.      /  .....     ヽ    -、_
           `、:::::::::     / ...:::::::、:::..    \   | _) )、
            |:::::::::::::      :::::::::::`、::::...   ヽ  |  `'、ノ )
            ):::.:::::..........  .....::::::::::::/ヽ::::....   `、ノ ノ::::::`'ノ
          /::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::;/  \::::::..   ::::::::::_;;ノ
        /::    ::::::::::;;; -X--‐'       \::: ....ヾ:::(
      /::      ..:::::/             ヽ :::::::::::ノ
     /:      ..::;;::'"                `---'
     |:::     ..::::::/
     |     ;:<         For all aspiring poopers wishing to demonstrate their
     ヽ ,,,,,.....   \       prowess in the act of defecating, join #poopers on!
      `ヽ、:::::::::::....  \_
        `ヽ、:::::::::......  !
           `ヽ、::::::: ノ
             );;:: (
            ノ::::  |

 ( __ )

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The falling poop isn't perfect, but it's as good as I could get it. A bit dark, so best to view this AA under the dreaded Pseud0ch.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Am i allowed to poop while i irc. please answer. real question

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yes, what sort of a monster would deprive you of your IRC pooping pleasures? Certainly not poop connoisseurs such as ourselves!

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily Poop Journal: Day #1
Today I made a great, large, stomach-hurting, toilet-clogging poop. This poop was so grand, in fact, it exploded, destroying my toilet and revealing a hole in the floor, which was just large enough for me to enter. As I made my way down this hole cautiously, the delicious smell of feces began to grow. "Am I approaching heaven?" I thought. Finally, I landed on a mushy floor. Pieces of corn popped with every step I took. After hours of walking through this poop covered plain, I heard voices. They were discussing poop. At that moment, I knew I had found the place in which I belong.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(҂` ロ ´)凸 FUCK YOU I HATE YOU (҂` ロ ´)凸 YOU ARE NOT POOPER (҂` ロ ´)凸 SON OF A BITCH (҂` ロ ´)凸 MOTHERFUCKER

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10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily Poop Journal: Day #2
Today I consumed an immense amount of EXCEEDINGLY oily food, as well as a fair dose of coffee. Now I knew that this would result in an ESPECIALLY greasy shit, and I was ready. It didn't take long for my sphincter to start feeling the pressure building up. I slammed my ass on the toilet, ready to unleash. When I gave a push, the turd came out almost immediately, clean and slippery in nature. It was a pretty big one, but not as big as I had hoped, I should have eaten more. It was also slightly pale, and not the nice brown I had been hoping for. This is a sign that I don't have enough iron in my diet. However, I seem to be doing fine in the fiber department, despite the massive amounts of oil I had consumed, the poop slid out nice and clean in one solid piece. I didn't even need to wipe much. A pleasant surprise, I was expecting greasy, impossible to wipe hell.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily Poop Journal: Day #3
Looking for something to eat, I chose the simple option - snacks. First it started with a bag of potato chips. Shortly after, some pretzels. Like a raccoon digging through trash, I continued to open the bags in an attempt to satisfy my hunger. My lack of regard for the size of the bags I was opening was disgisting in retrospect. Had I not been so lazy, I would have made myself a proper meal, but it was too late. Only a few hours later, I felt the poop pressing it's way out, but it just wouldn't come out when I sat down on the toilet. In and out it went, like playing tug-of-war with a dwarf who was stuck inside of my colon. My only option was to wait. An hour and a half later, while playing The Idolmaster Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage, I finally felt the poop begin to sink towards the ocean. Trying my best not to cut this stone in half, I focused on the game. It fell perfectly, making a small noise upon hitting the water.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If your poop is hard and stuck, you should try to cut it so it does not have the potential to clog your toilet.

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I pooped at work again, it was soft but not liquidy. I have been very gassy from all the beans I've eaten.

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily Poop Journal: Day #4
Today I made a nice out poop. It took me a small bit of effort to push out it out, but it plopped out in one solid piece. A hard poop, and very wide. I wasn't sure my anus could even handle something that size! It was around the size of my fist! Anyways, the big poop was followed by a swarm of tiny little baby poops. Little itty-bitty poops! I had to force a lot of them out, and it was somehow harder to do than the big poop. ;_; But then once it was over everything wiped really nicely since it was a hard poop and didn't smudge. It was a good poop.

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is the most retarded fucking shit I have ever seen on the internet. All that #jpsie cum has gone straight to your brain and made you a brainless sissy retard.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Everyone, even the most honorable pooper, pisses; a burden placed upon us by God. - Poopers 8:6

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily Poop Journal: Day #5
Today was not a great day - well, depending on how you view pooping. I went shopping for some clothes and food this afternoon, not expecting anything out of the ordinary to happen; however, I was wrong. Suddenly, I was forced to stop walking down the fruit aisle. The feeling of an earthquake in my stomach signaled the eruption of a volcano. Instant panic ensued. Abandoning my shopping cart, I frantically searched for a restroom. Tears were forming in my eyes as I ran through the cold, air-conditioned air. Streaks of unpleasant smells indicated my path - a trail. Nothing, not a single restroom could be seen. Rather than asking an employee, with the risk of there being no restrooms, I decided to retreat home before it was too late. The car ride seemed to last hours, although only being less than fifteen minutes. Never had I been so excited to see my own home. Faster I ran to the bathroom in my home than to my car in the store. And how disappointing, too; I barely pooped.

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I hate how many times I have to wipe to feel clean after a shit. What's the secret to perfect, firm logs? Am I deficient in fiber?

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Our hero has been found! Doodieman, go and bring poop to the world!

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily Poop Journal: Day #6
I woke up today with the feeling that I need to shit. The sort of built up pressure that lets you know that it's gonna be a BIG one. I sat on the shitter for a while, but while my insides knew the shit was wet, my anus was dry and refused to let pass anything more than a few pebbles. I was running out of time, I had a train to catch! I got to the train station as quickly as possible, thinking that I was about to miss my train, but then it turned out that the train schedule had changed and the next train was a half hour away. I sat down at the station, my insides having calmed down slightly, and began contemplating if I should shit in the train station washroom, or if I didn't have time. While at the train station, I saw some weird cosplayers, one of them being a man with a pink wig and stubble. Fan expo was occurring in Toronto at the time, and they were heading there. I was about to head to the shitter when I realized the train had arrived, too late for that. I contemplated waiting until I arrive at my destination to shit, but it was getting critical. I instead went to shit in the train washroom. At first, the poop was normal and solid, but very, very long. Then, the flood gates opened. A torrent of liquid shit exploded out my ass. The entirety of the train toilet had been filled with shit. It was like something out of a fluffy pony comic. Anyways, I couldn't wash my hands since the sink didn't work well, so I just walked away, hands unwashed, leaving the cosplayers filling the train to smell my glorious fragrance. When I got to Toronto, I went to shit out the last little bit and wash my hands at the train station washroom. Later that day, having finished my Toronto business, I went to the Royal Ontario Museum. There was some event happening, and people were dressed nicely for it, which was nice. Though they will never know it, they are truly blessed to have been graced by my post-poop self that day. Good to know that even the unknowing are wise enough to dress well in the presence of a professional pooper.

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pooped but it was smooth like toothpaste coming out of a tube. when I went to wipe some feell onto the floor and i had to clean it up .

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Pooper-san! This is truly an amazing story. I can smell the poop in my room, as if I was a cosplayer on the train. Only a professional could handle such a high pressure pooping situation!

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i think i just shitted

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

just made a shit-dick with my boy pussy

29 Name: Tokiko [Del]

I don't think you realize how profound this post is. What are turds but dicks made out of shit? This supports my theory on how men are inherently bisexual. I need to continue my research.

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

wtf. i did realize how profound my post is. that's why i made it. don't insult my inteligence.

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Notice: Toilet water is high. Stand up when wiping.

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33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"This patient suffers fecal impaction, doctor."
"Pliers... Wrench..."

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What dreadful lies you tell about our respectable community!

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

                            。゚∵・゚・・∴゚・∴         。
                         ・∴・。゚・∵・゚・∴゚・。゚・。・   。・
                      ・。゚・∴。・∴・     ゚∴・゚∴・。゚
                     ・∴。・∴・∴       ・∴・∴・。゚・   ∴
                    ・∴゚・∴。・゚           ∴・゚∴
                  。・∴゚・∴゚              ・゚∴゚・
       ,,------ 、     ∴。・∴゚                         。
      /: ____▽,,,,,,_ヽ    ∵゚・゚           ・
     }ミi:ェェヮi ト.ェェ:-iミ__/⌒Y⌒\              ゚・
     ヾ::/イ__l丶 r'1ノ   ノ     )    。・
      .}::l: ゝ--イ l :{^\      |                   ゚∴゚
      ト!;_`二´_,,;!イ|  |    ノ  |               ゚           ・
       |  |__三___|  |_/|   |        ゚∴
       |  |      ヽ|  ト'   |   |/^ヽ
        |  |         |  |_/ ヽ__人_ノ        ∴・
      ⊆, っ      とーっ

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

         POOP POOP!!
     \\ POOP POOPY !! //
 +   + \\  POOP POO !!/+
        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +
   +     人      人      人     +
         (__)    (__)    (__)
  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +
.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +
      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


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41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

              ( __ )
              ( ・∀・ ) Our memories are made of poop.
                U   U What else can we so reliably produce
              │  │            in our day-to-day lives?
            / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
           |  ∴・゚∴。・  |

    (__) ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
   ( ´∀`)/ < But how could we apply this to our daily lives, teacher? │
 _ / /   /   \_______________________/
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
 ||\        \
 ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
    .|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

           ( __ )
            (´Д` )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
           /   \ < We must save our poop as if it were a piece of ourselves. │
           ||  ||  \________________________/
           ||  ||
       __ //_//___
     /  //  //      /
   /     ̄    ̄      //    
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||    
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||    
   ||   ∬∬ ∬∬   ∬∬  ||  ||    
   ||  (__)(__) (__) ||

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Coming from a pooping veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, holding the poop in.
That's right, holding the poop in. This is the vet's way of pooping.
Holding in poop means the right texture and it comes out easily. But on the other hand it's hard to time right. This is the key.
And then, it slides out nicely. This is unbeatable.
However, if you hold poop in then there is danger that it'll become impossible to wipe hell and you will have to sit on the toilet for hours and hours and hours until every spot is gone and you still have to poop after; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with pooping the second you get the urge.

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So I went to the bathroom today. You know, the bathroom?

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You don't just poop because you feel like it, fool.

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Then enlighten us, pooper.

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who doesn't like poop?

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Who in the world shits with extra liquid nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to shit with extra liquid?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I only eat one meal a day so sometimes I'll go for days without shitting.

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.
i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.
the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

         n    人     人     n
       (ヨ )  (_ )   (_ )   ( E)
       / |  (__)   (__)   | ヽ  50GET!! GOOD JOB!!!
       \人/( ・∀・)∩(・∀・ )ヽ/  人
   _n    (_ )u    ( ⌒)   uu)∩_  (_ )
  ( l   (__)    ./,. 人     i ,,E)__)
   \ \ (・∀・ )   / /_)   ./ .ノ( ・∀・ )    n
    ヽ___ ̄ ̄  )   / /____) ,/ ./ ̄    \    ( E)
    / ̄| .  人 / / ・∀・)  / フ 人  ./ヽ ヽ_//
    |  |. (__)       /   (__)   \_///  
    |  |. (__)\  人 ヽ    (__)    / /人 
  ,―    \( ・∀・)  (__)    ∩ ・∀・)∩  ./   .(__)  
 | ___)   |  ノ   (__)    〉    _ノ  / ∩(__)  
 | ___)   |)_)  (,,・∀・)   ノ ノ  ノ   / .| ( ・∀・)_ 
 | ___)   |      ( O┬O   .し´(_)  .// |    ヽ/ 
 ヽ__)_/  ≡ ◎-ヽJ┴◎

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm constipated...
It's coming...

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of this thread

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Are you SURE?

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yes, I am sure

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I have to be on stage in 4 minutes and I can't stop pooping, writing this from the restroom

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I have no way to understand poop (conceptually)

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Milk makes me shit uncontrollably, but I can't stop drinking it!!

63 Name: Uzumaki Itachi [Del]

Lmao how how does this site work

64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


you find out...... :)

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You can do magic and accidentally turn yourself into the toilet bowl on a girl's toilet at hogwarts. Who would be your first user?

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

67 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Toilet paper is not perfectly square. If you were to divide one "square" of toilet paper into a square and rectangle, the length of the rectangle would be ~1/6.5 of the length of the square.

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The word toire (トイレ) is an abbreviated form of the English language word "toilet" and is used both for the toilet itself and for the room where it is located.

A common euphemism is otearai (お手洗い, lit. hand-washing). This is similar to the usage in US English of "washroom", which literally means a room where something is washed, and "toilet", which literally refers to the act of self-cleaning. (However, in Canada, "washroom" is equivalent to US "restroom.") It is also common to see another loan translation, keshōshitsu (化粧室, lit. powder room), on signs in department stores and supermarkets, as well as accompanying the public toilet pictogram.

The plain word for toilet is benjo (便所, place of convenience or place of excrement), from the word ben (便) meaning "convenience" or "excrement", and this word is fairly common. It is often used in elementary schools, public swimming baths, and other such public places, and is not especially impolite, although some may prefer to use a more refined word. In many children's games, a child who is tagged "out" is sent to a special place, such as the middle of a circle, called the benjo. Japanese has many other words for places reserved for excretory functions, including kawaya (厠) and habakari (憚り), but most are rare or archaic.

The toilet itself—that is, the bowl or in-floor receptacle, the water tank, et cetera—is called benki (便器). The toilet seat is benza (便座). A potty, either for small children or for the elderly or infirm, is called omaru (sometimes written 御虎子).

The Japan Toilet Association celebrates an unofficial Toilet Day on November 10, because in Japan the numbers 11/10 (for the month and the day) can be read as ii-to(ire), which also means "Good Toilet".

Toto, an abbreviation of the company Tōyō Tōki (東洋陶器 Oriental Ceramics) which manufactures toilets, is used in Japanese comics for visually indicating toilets or other things that look like toilets.

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i feel like pooping!

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am proud to sit my American ass on one of Japan's finest TOTO toilets. America and Japan, the biggest engineering nations in the world. You can't beat a TOTO. All respect to Japan for the porcelain that supports my weight. The heavy load goes down easily after a few burgers and a late night snack couldn't hurt with a quiet flush.

73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You brag of defecation but do you even toilet RTA?

74 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What is RTA?

75 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

thank god we all have names again now, instead of merely pooper tags. it was getting a bit too scatological on the non-pooper threads

76 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Real Time Attack. In other words, a speedrun.
Butt on the seat the second you feel it coming. You're done wiping by the time it comes out. You're done washing your hands by the time you flush. But that's only the tip of the turd. Just barely gets you in the league. It's all systematic. Sit poop wipe wash. But you need to be fast. Do it in one motion. That's the theory, anyway. Now there's toilet TAS (Tool Assisted Speedrun)es but that's a whole different story.

77 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The Toilet TAS is so quick that you can only see the competitor walk halfway through the closed door before he suddenly starts walking out the door.

78 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Mom found my Toilet TAS machine under my bed and she won't give it back what do I do I have a competition THIS WEEK

79 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

build your own n00b

80 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

build your own p00p

81 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat your own a$$

82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pi$$er, here.
i will not be oppressed
save the whales

84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


85 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

will pøøp all over pi$$ers

86 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Let's take shits in the woods like animals!

87 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Did you know that everyone and everything (except some mites) can poop?
Many animals cannot piss. Have you ever thought about that?

88 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it's settled then, pissers are a failure of evolution

89 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


90 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


91 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I"m sorry, but i can't hold it in any longer.


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