On this glorious day, We, the finest poopers in all of #jp, came together to proclaim our united glory and formed an unassailable cabal of poopers. All who prove their prowess as the finest poopers in the land are free to join.
No pissers allowed.
haha :D
The falling poop isn't perfect, but it's as good as I could get it. A bit dark, so best to view this AA under the dreaded Pseud0ch.
Am i allowed to poop while i irc. please answer. real question
>>5
Yes, what sort of a monster would deprive you of your IRC pooping pleasures? Certainly not poop connoisseurs such as ourselves!
Daily Poop Journal: Day #1
Today I made a great, large, stomach-hurting, toilet-clogging poop. This poop was so grand, in fact, it exploded, destroying my toilet and revealing a hole in the floor, which was just large enough for me to enter. As I made my way down this hole cautiously, the delicious smell of feces began to grow. "Am I approaching heaven?" I thought. Finally, I landed on a mushy floor. Pieces of corn popped with every step I took. After hours of walking through this poop covered plain, I heard voices. They were discussing poop. At that moment, I knew I had found the place in which I belong.
(҂` ﾛ ´)凸 FUCK YOU I HATE YOU (҂` ﾛ ´)凸 YOU ARE NOT POOPER (҂` ﾛ ´)凸 SON OF A BITCH (҂` ﾛ ´)凸 MOTHERFUCKER
Daily Poop Journal: Day #2
Today I consumed an immense amount of EXCEEDINGLY oily food, as well as a fair dose of coffee. Now I knew that this would result in an ESPECIALLY greasy shit, and I was ready. It didn't take long for my sphincter to start feeling the pressure building up. I slammed my ass on the toilet, ready to unleash. When I gave a push, the turd came out almost immediately, clean and slippery in nature. It was a pretty big one, but not as big as I had hoped, I should have eaten more. It was also slightly pale, and not the nice brown I had been hoping for. This is a sign that I don't have enough iron in my diet. However, I seem to be doing fine in the fiber department, despite the massive amounts of oil I had consumed, the poop slid out nice and clean in one solid piece. I didn't even need to wipe much. A pleasant surprise, I was expecting greasy, impossible to wipe hell.
Daily Poop Journal: Day #3
Looking for something to eat, I chose the simple option - snacks. First it started with a bag of potato chips. Shortly after, some pretzels. Like a raccoon digging through trash, I continued to open the bags in an attempt to satisfy my hunger. My lack of regard for the size of the bags I was opening was disgisting in retrospect. Had I not been so lazy, I would have made myself a proper meal, but it was too late. Only a few hours later, I felt the poop pressing it's way out, but it just wouldn't come out when I sat down on the toilet. In and out it went, like playing tug-of-war with a dwarf who was stuck inside of my colon. My only option was to wait. An hour and a half later, while playing The Idolmaster Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage, I finally felt the poop begin to sink towards the ocean. Trying my best not to cut this stone in half, I focused on the game. It fell perfectly, making a small noise upon hitting the water.
>>11
If your poop is hard and stuck, you should try to cut it so it does not have the potential to clog your toilet.
I pooped at work again, it was soft but not liquidy. I have been very gassy from all the beans I've eaten.
Daily Poop Journal: Day #4
Today I made a nice out poop. It took me a small bit of effort to push out it out, but it plopped out in one solid piece. A hard poop, and very wide. I wasn't sure my anus could even handle something that size! It was around the size of my fist! Anyways, the big poop was followed by a swarm of tiny little baby poops. Little itty-bitty poops! I had to force a lot of them out, and it was somehow harder to do than the big poop. ;_; But then once it was over everything wiped really nicely since it was a hard poop and didn't smudge. It was a good poop.
This is the most retarded fucking shit I have ever seen on the internet. All that #jpsie cum has gone straight to your brain and made you a brainless sissy retard.
>>15
fuck off pisser we're pooping here
>>16
i apologize.
Everyone, even the most honorable pooper, pisses; a burden placed upon us by God. - Poopers 8:6
Daily Poop Journal: Day #5
Today was not a great day - well, depending on how you view pooping. I went shopping for some clothes and food this afternoon, not expecting anything out of the ordinary to happen; however, I was wrong. Suddenly, I was forced to stop walking down the fruit aisle. The feeling of an earthquake in my stomach signaled the eruption of a volcano. Instant panic ensued. Abandoning my shopping cart, I frantically searched for a restroom. Tears were forming in my eyes as I ran through the cold, air-conditioned air. Streaks of unpleasant smells indicated my path - a trail. Nothing, not a single restroom could be seen. Rather than asking an employee, with the risk of there being no restrooms, I decided to retreat home before it was too late. The car ride seemed to last hours, although only being less than fifteen minutes. Never had I been so excited to see my own home. Faster I ran to the bathroom in my home than to my car in the store. And how disappointing, too; I barely pooped.
I hate how many times I have to wipe to feel clean after a shit. What's the secret to perfect, firm logs? Am I deficient in fiber?
Our hero has been found! Doodieman, go and bring poop to the world!
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My POOP is so GREEN
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Daily Poop Journal: Day #6
I woke up today with the feeling that I need to shit. The sort of built up pressure that lets you know that it's gonna be a BIG one. I sat on the shitter for a while, but while my insides knew the shit was wet, my anus was dry and refused to let pass anything more than a few pebbles. I was running out of time, I had a train to catch! I got to the train station as quickly as possible, thinking that I was about to miss my train, but then it turned out that the train schedule had changed and the next train was a half hour away. I sat down at the station, my insides having calmed down slightly, and began contemplating if I should shit in the train station washroom, or if I didn't have time. While at the train station, I saw some weird cosplayers, one of them being a man with a pink wig and stubble. Fan expo was occurring in Toronto at the time, and they were heading there. I was about to head to the shitter when I realized the train had arrived, too late for that. I contemplated waiting until I arrive at my destination to shit, but it was getting critical. I instead went to shit in the train washroom. At first, the poop was normal and solid, but very, very long. Then, the flood gates opened. A torrent of liquid shit exploded out my ass. The entirety of the train toilet had been filled with shit. It was like something out of a fluffy pony comic. Anyways, I couldn't wash my hands since the sink didn't work well, so I just walked away, hands unwashed, leaving the cosplayers filling the train to smell my glorious fragrance. When I got to Toronto, I went to shit out the last little bit and wash my hands at the train station washroom. Later that day, having finished my Toronto business, I went to the Royal Ontario Museum. There was some event happening, and people were dressed nicely for it, which was nice. Though they will never know it, they are truly blessed to have been graced by my post-poop self that day. Good to know that even the unknowing are wise enough to dress well in the presence of a professional pooper.
pooped but it was smooth like toothpaste coming out of a tube. when I went to wipe some feell onto the floor and i had to clean it up .
>>24
Pooper-san! This is truly an amazing story. I can smell the poop in my room, as if I was a cosplayer on the train. Only a professional could handle such a high pressure pooping situation!
i think i just shitted
just made a shit-dick with my boy pussy
>>28
I don't think you realize how profound this post is. What are turds but dicks made out of shit? This supports my theory on how men are inherently bisexual. I need to continue my research.
>>29
wtf. i did realize how profound my post is. that's why i made it. don't insult my inteligence.
Notice: Toilet water is high. Stand up when wiping.
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"This patient suffers fecal impaction, doctor."
"Pliers... Wrench..."
POOPERS ARE A LIE! I HEARD ONE OF THEM PISSING IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME AT THE ORLANDO POOPER'S CONFERENCE! ALL POOPERS PISS; THEY ARE LYING TO Y-
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>>35
What dreadful lies you tell about our respectable community!
ヽ(･∀･)ﾉ●pooopヽ(･∀･)ﾉ●pooopヽ(･∀･)ﾉ●pooop
Coming from a pooping veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, holding the poop in.
That's right, holding the poop in. This is the vet's way of pooping.
Holding in poop means the right texture and it comes out easily. But on the other hand it's hard to time right. This is the key.
And then, it slides out nicely. This is unbeatable.
However, if you hold poop in then there is danger that it'll become impossible to wipe hell and you will have to sit on the toilet for hours and hours and hours until every spot is gone and you still have to poop after; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with pooping the second you get the urge.
So I went to the bathroom today. You know, the bathroom?
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You don't just poop because you feel like it, fool.