It was a dark and stormy night,
, blissfully oblivious - for now - to the impending
barrage of snowballs, thrown by their onii-chans.
Somewhere on a desert planet, two Monesians
theorized the existence of tiny ice crystals
that will transform anyone who touches them
into a person who is a bit colder.
Suddenly, a giant loli appeared from nowhere
though it was actually a girly boy
Like a shota or something, but not
without the cute, tiny, delicious dick
every straight person would pay to suck.
Making it cum all over their face.
The warm goo dripping onto your chest
made a large puddle around your feet
, which I would gladly lick, but only
after cleaning up the boy's flaccid dick.
I would not lick his anus though.
For it was full of green vegetables.
Suddenly dozens and dozens of aggresive bees!
Inserted an exclamation mark mid-sentence dumbly!
Insects started crawling out of my dick
. They were very friendly. One of them
even taught me how to quilt a
cumrag for personal use of president Obama
Jr., dear leader of the American Empire
of Lucifer Morningstar. Some British people attempted
to make sense of that last sentence.
But to no avail. It was then
that they discovered the true meaning of
used loli pantsu from a vending machine
and Blue Sailors in general. Or rather,
Shrek's cucumber, by which I mean penis
attempted to penetrate me, but it only
was an actual cucumber, not a penis.
It was green, just like the Hulk's.
"Golly" - I said - "that feels so good!"
Despite the attempt being thorough, it remained
in the white room, in the station
with black curtains. As I walked out,
I walked back in. The neverending nightmare
finally ended when I got glomped by
my nigga Jamal. "yo tyrone, ya gon
cap some fools with me'n the homies
later this evenin?", he said. I replied "
Does the pope shit in the woods?"
"He probably shits in the Vatican." Replied
Jamal as he handed over to me
his newest anime dragon dildo. A few
sentences later, we returned to the story
of me an' jamal going ta cap
some niggas. I opened the door holding
my gat and pointed it at Paquito,
the local mexican drug dealer. I shouted "
NOBODY GETS MY SAN ANDREAS REFERENCES, WHY?"
He shouted into the darkness. "Nobody cares"
“See you around,” said the police officer.
after that, I immediately fired my gat
, missing all twelve times. Jew rat bastards,
you'll pay for what you did to
the two people in the green Sabre!
Will the one who opened the jar
put it inside of his red rectum?
Tune in next time to find out!
One week later, I dutifully tuned in
to find out if the one who
who who who who who who who
buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Buffalo Buffalo buffalo, buffalo!
And not a single fuck was given.
The end. A long, long time ago,
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
. Where is the fun in all this,
I protested, why is torturing dogs boring?
Perhaps if I give the creature immortality
then it will learn to accept my
undivided attention at making it feel the
happiest puppy that ever lived on Earth.
I grab the peanutbutter off the shelf,
and smear some on my large cock.
The dog comes over to my cock,
and licks off the peanutbutter. I like
the feeling of dogs licking my cock.
I proceed to jerk off the dog,
And then i stopped being a perv
-ert. I scratch my balls while thinking about
all the various kinds of perversions I
previously underwent with this dog. I realized
that my balls have gotten really itchy!
So I rub some ointment on them
but it only makes it worse! Oh
, how I yearn for the sweet respite
of letting a wave of passion roll
down the inside of my leg. Sometimes
you fall to then get back up.
And that is how I lost my
way and ended up here. How
do I propose to my dear-beloved
waifu, when she is trapped in another
whorehouse? I wish tranny brothels were together
like the ol' days where everything was
one; gays, niggers and trannies, all trash.