It was a dark and stormy night,
stop talking about prolapsed butts. It's time
to take up more important issues, like
PROLAPSED BUTTS! PROLAPSED BUTTS! PROLAPSED BUTTS ARE
an important issues in today's economy. Butts
is not right, use prolaped anus instead.
It was a dark and stormy night,
the somber sky was teeming with thunder,
the anal cavities, full; the butts, prolapsed.
There was not a single thing that
could prevent those wrecked rectums from escaping
except maybe a brutal rewrite of communism
where Satan is a loli. Anime was
real yesterday, but yesterday has passed; just
my yesterday has passed; just Hakurei Reimu
, adored of the brave skillful Ibuki Suika
the wind is killing my art, ducky.
toe hoes suckin dem toes hmm yeah
tasty athletes foot yummy yeah yum yah
smelly dumb footfetish scum stop shitting up
toe hoes, we need those hoes clean
but wow check out those ear lobes!
Henry felt the urge to snack on
twelve payments of only $49.99 a month
for high quality foot fetish art. Antidisestablishmentarianism
within Benedictson Benski's prolapsed butt; o sad toge
.
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, a cute
toddler was usually considered quite the little
mischief maker! So the people elected to
abandon it in the middle of a
fish market. She ate all of
the delicious tuna, and then proceeded to
eat all of the non-delicious tuna.
What
a happy and fun day! Then she
died. Alas, fate is cruel. Food poisoning
claims the lives of over 15 poor
2018-5-3
holy fuck why is my internet speed literally slower than dial-up right now (yes, less than 56Kbps)
textboards are the only thing I can browse
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2018-05-16
Zlatan Ibrahimović and his sidekick
who shall remain nameless for copyright reasons.
Their plan to fight food poisoning involves
letting everyone die by gunshot instead. Clever
thinking, but it was not enough to
untangle the knots tied with my penis.
"Excuse me sir, you're due for an
hero. Please kill yourself by this afternoon."
Is what I would say if you
ever asked me for a bowl of
peeled grapes and called them eyeballs. Only
idiots think that works. I might scream, though.
However, it would be a muted scream
because I wouldn't like to wake my
dog, who has some INSANE pregnancy titties.
In fact, I just remembered that last
Monday I had my vocal cord surgery
to fix the damage caused by years
of testosterone exposure. Perhaps some day I'll
find the key to your heart. But
seriously though, trannies are mentally ill freaks.
I have fantasies of butchering strangers. Knives
aren't playthings and neither is my heart.
The quickest way to get there is
over the river and through the woods
where the scary monsters prowl. These monsters
can fit inside a glass jar and
trained to fight one another. You could
put bees up your ass if you
want to achieve supreme enlightenment, or maybe
just for fun. Remember to collect your
NEETbux before you walk out the door
cause you're not welcome anymore, for being
gay as hell and having AIDS. Faggot
you are, and will remain as long
as you sing songs sung by twintailed
majestic donkeys. the ones you know, the
very gay ones, the ones that can
bestow gayness upon even the most resolute
orthodox jew. The sound is comparable to
the cries of a cat getting raped
, which is how angels really sound like
in some of the medieval bible mistranslations.
So I invite you, dear friend, to
enter into a suicide pact with me.
The conditions basically are that I will
suicide you, then you suicide me, then
in office of local sucide prevention hotline
the suicide staff members also commit suicide.
The point of this is completely nonexistent
But I think you will find it
a reddit clone but with only downvotes
which is terrible, but not as terrible
as Facebook, which only has the upvotes.
or hacker news, which only features garbage.
So, do you accept? Please consider how
Donald Trump will make America great again
. But the more I spoke, I realized
that America was always kind of gay.
So I realized that in the end