ITT we tell a story seven words at a time. (1000)

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It was a dark and stormy night,

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when the people of the unholy citadel

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A squid eating dough in a polyethylene

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seven words is too difficult and unfun

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I don't like this thread it's hard

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my mother never taught me to count

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", complained the angry protesters marching outside the

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Unholy Citadel of 6ch, where they were

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viciously attacked by a bee. Later that

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night, Suika licked her lips and said "

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you can't handle a strong independent woman"

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before lifting her dress to present her

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>test

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>>12
original japanese steel katana engraved with flames

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which was used to slay the mightiest

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otaku molester in all of Akihabara City.

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A light spring breeze played mischievously amongst

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posts, deleted by users. It was then

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that the austroloid double nigger invented a

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new form of interpretive dance, consisting mainly

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of painful bodily contortions and butt slaps.

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Those few who mastered it were rewarded

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the biggest fucking dildo they could fit

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into Yukaris loose gaping hole. Since then

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all is lost. How I weep for

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this generation that will live to see

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as the atrocities commuted only to find

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they form an infinite Abelian group under

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a distinctive mass of the stinkiest feet

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that wonders why rules eight and nine

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were skipped for such a lame joke.

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Meanwhile, in Reimus bathroom, Marisa was preparing

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vegetables because Reimu's kitchen pluming was having

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

difficulty convecting due to its viscosity. Reimu

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

meanwhile, was using the kitchen sink as

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a tokamak for a makeshift fusion generator,

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that worked with energy of youkais from

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Youkai mountain. "Drat," she said. "Now I'll

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

never be voted Gensokyo's greatest yamato nadeshiko."

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly, she noticed that her nipples had

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been replaced with tiny danmaku bullets. This

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was highly arousing to the nearby otaku

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- or would be, if they hadn't all been

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sucked dry by Sanae. Reimu was really

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shit. In other news, a giant huge

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cool daddy statue was blocking the way

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strapon was worn by Suika Ibuki herself.

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In that precious moment so fondly remembered,

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ibuki Suika sexually dominated me while drunk

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and got me drunk on her delicious

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loli oni pee. The New World Order

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hates loli oni pee but strangely likes

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Japanese Supreme Court seal dragon experts. And

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now for something completely different, Ibuki Suika

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

will pee on my face for the

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

seventh time tonight. Remember my old, decaying

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

brain? Didn't think so. Neither do I.

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The final solution to the jewish problem

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involves eating their own children as usual

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Abenomics didn't work, we didn't make any

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli oni to alliveate the sake from

63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

worldwide onii-chans that need a kawaii loli

64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to love and hug. Sadly, the onii-chans

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

are race traitors. Shrek is love, Shrek

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Multiple armored vehicles were spotted heading to

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DADDYCOOL's mansion. It is believed they're after

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the vast sequestered methane and carbon reserves

69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for use in terraforming. How naive; they

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

don't even suck cock. Plebs. My Little

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Friend is capitalized for some reason, perhaps

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it is simply the Ideon's will. Oh,

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the old man scoffed as he spoke

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WITH AN IMMENSE CAPS LOCK FURY TO

75 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my anus, which was haxed by the

76 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

animation staff working on My Little Pony.

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‘‘BACK IN MY DAY, THERE WAS SHADING!’’

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The animators, moved by his passion, decided

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to commit suicide. Thus began the great

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journey to defeat the legendary beast of

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3D. However, they commited sudoku, not suicide

82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

since we all love epic sudoku maymays

83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and twitching virginal trap cocks in frilly panties.

84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"I'm a big guy for you, CIA."

85 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Said the guy waving loli panties in

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complete bliss, while gently rubbing his massive

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nose in the crusty patch left by

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a stray bullet. The CIA reacted by

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taking a long drag of his Cuban cigar

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and straightening his bowler derby in a

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provocative manner.

In the beginning, there was

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a huge lot of abandoned striped panties

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. And then God said "Let there be

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lolis!" And there were lolis. And He

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saw that it was good. The lolis

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filled the earth, and subdued it. Then

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the LORD told the lolis: "Be fruitful

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and do arithmetic." But math is hard,

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especially when one keeps getting distracted by

100 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

soft loli moans and wet, vaginal kisses.

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Nonetheless, they persevered, and rigorously proved that

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life is meaningless. This came as a surprise

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party to everyone, as far as I'm

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able to discern, if that makes sense.

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Disappointed, the lolis decided that the only

106 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

proper way to skin a cat is

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by not skinning it at all, ever

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, and by instead petting and cuddling it.

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Apparently, every character dies at the end.

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Such is the fate of all mortals,

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who abandon the way of the loli.

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For the initiated few, the people who

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fought their way through hell and back

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were given one onii-chan to cherish and

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extract all the blood from their bodies.

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The immortal onii-chans gladly sacrificed their blood

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and their immortality for a lewd kiss

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SEVEN WORDS SEVEN WORDS SEVEN WORDS SEVEN

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, the lolis chanted erotically, while I pounded

120 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my fist against the wall in frustration.

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``Why!'' I shouted. ``Why must these lolis

122 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

refuse to acknowledge my dark sodomite lord,

123 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who is really just lonely and misunderstood‽

124 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I enjoy large penises inside of my

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computer screen. They look a lot like

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blimps and air ships and rockets and

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similar artifacts of the phallic variety. In

128 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fact, "phallic" even means penis-shaped! That

129 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is what the dictionary says. And knowing

130 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

definitions can come in handy when you

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need words to describe things, a dictionary

132 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is not worth buying; use one online.

133 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Anyway, getting back on topic, the lolis

134 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

are doing something odd.''

And sure enough,

135 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

they are doing something odd. Over at

136 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Drew Pickles' premier gay strip club, which

137 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

only the gayest of faggots may enter,

138 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

heterosexual men were invading to steal the

139 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dildis. "Those poor dildis", wept Ronald McDonald

140 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(better known as The Penis Clown) "doomed

141 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to be shoved up the vaginas of

142 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

women, who are not swell at all.

143 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Just thinking about it makes me puke".

144 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

``Where are the lolis?'' you ask? Well,

145 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm not one for philosophical musings. So,

146 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll just tell you straightforwardly and unpretentiously

147 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the lolis are scheming behind the scenes

148 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

waiting for the right time to attack

149 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the yummy snacks in the pantry. One

150 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

two three four five six seven words,

151 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and the assault is all planned out.

152 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When nighttime came, little shadows sneaked giggling

153 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but one of them threw up blood

154 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hounds - countless dogs, pouring from her esophagus

155 Name: ~uguu [Del]

The time had come, the plan worked.

156 Name: Dramatic Pause [Del]

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

157 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ah singnle re of sunlite illuminatid the

158 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

*ahem*, A single ray of sunlight illuminated

159 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the lolis as they carried their pastries

160 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

back to the pantry. One of them

161 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was actually not a loli, but rather

162 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A kung fu master, from the old country.

163 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

At a completely another location there was

164 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

no point pretending life actually has meaning

165 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, with the help of my superior intellect

166 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of lolis. I love lolis so much

167 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I actually don't, fuck those retarded lolis.

168 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This internal conflict leaves me unable to

169 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hate lolis. I love how lolis always

170 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

make this thread all about them. For

171 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

goodness' sake, I wanted this thread to

172 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

be about the superiority of white men.

173 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Kill them," said the voices, "Kill all

174 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

GIRLS! PIGSWILL FLY WITH BLOOD TONIGHT! DESTROY

175 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all evidence, they must not know about

176 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my prized collection of quadruple amputee bdsm

177 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

scat bara yaoi. I'll distract them using

178 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a story about lolis.

Once upon a

179 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time, lolis were searching for the legendary

180 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Giant Huge Big Black Nigger Dick Cock,

181 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I forget the rest LOLI BLOODBATH NOW".

182 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The story managed to somewhat distract them,

183 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

however Hakurei Reimu and her sexy armpits

184 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

were wreaking serious havoc in Gensokyo by

185 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

please read the previous posts before posting

186 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

" said a pouting loli, hands on hips.

187 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"and never interrupt a sentence for meta

188 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bitching, oniisan you baka!". Back at the

189 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ranch, Cousin Jed was having difficulty deciding

190 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the current time or date. ‘‘If only

191 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I had a watch!" he lamented. Alas,

192 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the current time was the Permian-Triassic extinction

193 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, although prehistoric events aren't measured by watches

194 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

which Jed could have afforded anyway. So

195 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jed waited. The lights above him blinked

196 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Jed attempted a voiceless alveolar lateral fricative

197 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to pass the time. Despite this, he

198 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

knew there were demons in the Permian-Triassic.

199 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But as he got oldered, he stopped.

200 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The lolis were playing in the snow

201 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, blissfully oblivious - for now - to the impending

202 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

barrage of snowballs, thrown by their onii-chans.

203 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Somewhere on a desert planet, two Monesians

204 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

theorized the existence of tiny ice crystals

205 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that will transform anyone who touches them

206 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

into a person who is a bit colder.

207 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly, a giant loli appeared from nowhere

208 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

though it was actually a girly boy

209 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Like a shota or something, but not

210 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

without the cute, tiny, delicious dick

211 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

every straight person would pay to suck.

212 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Making it cum all over their face.

213 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The warm goo dripping onto your chest

214 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

made a large puddle around your feet

215 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, which I would gladly lick, but only

216 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

after cleaning up the boy's flaccid dick.

217 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I would not lick his anus though.

218 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For it was full of green vegetables.

219 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly dozens and dozens of aggresive bees!

220 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Inserted an exclamation mark mid-sentence dumbly!

221 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Insects started crawling out of my dick

222 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. They were very friendly. One of them

223 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

even taught me how to quilt a

224 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cumrag for personal use of president Obama

225 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jr., dear leader of the American Empire

226 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of Lucifer Morningstar. Some British people attempted

227 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to make sense of that last sentence.

228 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But to no avail. It was then

229 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that they discovered the true meaning of

230 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

used loli pantsu from a vending machine

231 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and Blue Sailors in general. Or rather,

232 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Shrek's cucumber, by which I mean penis

233 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

attempted to penetrate me, but it only

234 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was an actual cucumber, not a penis.

235 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It was green, just like the Hulk's.

236 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Golly" - I said - "that feels so good!"

237 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Despite the attempt being thorough, it remained

238 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in the white room, in the station

239 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with black curtains. As I walked out,

240 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I walked back in. The neverending nightmare

241 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

finally ended when I got glomped by

242 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my nigga Jamal. "yo tyrone, ya gon

243 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cap some fools with me'n the homies

244 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

later this evenin?", he said. I replied "

245 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Does the pope shit in the woods?"

246 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"He probably shits in the Vatican." Replied

247 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jamal as he handed over to me

248 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

his newest anime dragon dildo. A few

249 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sentences later, we returned to the story

250 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of me an' jamal going ta cap

251 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

some niggas. I opened the door holding

252 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my gat and pointed it at Paquito,

253 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the local mexican drug dealer. I shouted "

254 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

NOBODY GETS MY SAN ANDREAS REFERENCES, WHY?"

255 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

He shouted into the darkness. "Nobody cares"

256 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

“See you around,” said the police officer.

257 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

after that, I immediately fired my gat

258 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, missing all twelve times. Jew rat bastards,

259 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you'll pay for what you did to

260 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the two people in the green Sabre!

261 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Will the one who opened the jar

262 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

put it inside of his red rectum?

263 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Tune in next time to find out!

265 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to find out if the one who

266 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who who who who who who who

267 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Buffalo Buffalo buffalo, buffalo!

268 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And not a single fuck was given.

269 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The end. A long, long time ago,

270 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

271 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Where is the fun in all this,

272 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I protested, why is torturing dogs boring?

273 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Perhaps if I give the creature immortality

274 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

then it will learn to accept my

275 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

undivided attention at making it feel the

276 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

happiest puppy that ever lived on Earth.

277 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I grab the peanutbutter off the shelf,

278 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and smear some on my large cock.

279 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The dog comes over to my cock,

280 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and licks off the peanutbutter. I like

281 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the feeling of dogs licking my cock.

282 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I proceed to jerk off the dog,

283 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And then i stopped being a perv

284 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

-ert. I scratch my balls while thinking about

285 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all the various kinds of perversions I

286 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

previously underwent with this dog. I realized

287 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that my balls have gotten really itchy!

288 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So I rub some ointment on them

289 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but it only makes it worse! Oh

290 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, how I yearn for the sweet respite

291 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of letting a wave of passion roll

292 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

down the inside of my leg. Sometimes

293 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you fall to then get back up.

294 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And that is how I lost my

295 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

way and ended up here. How

296 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

do I propose to my dear-beloved

297 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

waifu, when she is trapped in another

298 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

whorehouse? I wish tranny brothels were together

299 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like the ol' days where everything was

300 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

one; gays, niggers and trannies, all trash.

301 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Three hundred one, the next number is...

302 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

um... what was it again? I can't

303 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

seem to find my fingers, quite the

304 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

inconvenience! Have you seem them anywhere? They're

305 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

supposed to be here somewhere in the

306 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

vicinity of my knuckles. Oh wait, I

307 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

forgot what I needed my fingers for.

308 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Let me tell ya somethin, there ain't

309 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a single cock larger than mine...

310 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the largest cockfighting rooster ever bred.

311 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

An abomination, thirty feet tall, my cock

312 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is. I have extensively trained it in

313 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

advanced gorilla welfare and tactical goose stepping,

314 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It strikes fear into the hearts of

315 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

other cocks of considerable girth and magnitude.

316 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

At one point my cock was so

317 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hungry for pussy, that it ate an

318 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

entire litter of kittens, and a hot-dog,

319 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

also known as a bitch in heat.

320 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It then proceeded to penetrate a large

321 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

rectum whose owner I do not know.

322 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The damage was considerable, the incident was

323 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

brought to the Hakurei shrine maiden's attention.

324 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It was promptly ignored. The gigantic cock

325 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

continued to grow ever larger but suddenly

326 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

stopped, and remained at a height of

327 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a small house, or a big SUV.

328 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But then it began violently twitching, and

329 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

everyone logged in on twitch.tv to watch!

330 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The giant cock then abruptly shot out

331 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

liters of thick gooey semen up in

332 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the air. It flew so high that

333 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it turned into a giant shard of

334 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

frozen semen, and tumbled back towards the

335 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Earth. Then a calamitous explosion occurred as

336 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it strikes the White House. The explosion

337 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lead to small shards of semen shooting

338 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in all directions and hitting people's eyes.

339 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

20.000 people died on that day. What

340 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

does it matter? Life is worthless anyway.

341 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Nothij personnel kid, i thought to myself

342 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But it was in fact, very personal.

343 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The giant cock has held a grudge

344 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

against the US government for years now

345 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, ever since that unfortunate incident with the

346 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

forced sterilization of his father. His father

347 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

had very visibly red balls with

348 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dead skins and bugs on them.

349 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The giant cock needed vengeance for

350 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

his father to restore his dignity. He

351 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

opened his beak. And from his beak

352 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

emerged a cock with a smaller beak.

353 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And from this beak, lo and behold:

354 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a sharp sword covered in flames emerged.

355 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And then, without warning, the universe exploded.

356 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But this ending was retconned and non-canon.

357 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We return back to the sword emerging.

358 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This sword was basically a normal sword.

359 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

.. To the eyes of the mundane. But

360 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it was in reality a sword of

361 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bones. Not boners, as some may think,

362 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but bones (and partly boners). The sword

363 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was so flaming huge it could easily

364 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

be used to strike down a giant

365 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nation! And he shall rule them all

366 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like a true Pokemon master would do.

367 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But then the sword snapped in half

368 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and from the hilt cometh a hundred

369 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cute little lolis, searching for their onii-chans.

370 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But their onii-chans were not here, they

371 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

had all committed suicide due to the

372 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

373 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

delay on the new chapter of Berserk.

374 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The lolis wept bitterly and solemnly vowed

375 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to accept their fate at the hands

376 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of the giant flaming penis sword that

377 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

had hands for some reason. Having vowed,

378 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to never suck off another immeasurably small

379 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lollipop, they found themselves quite unable to

380 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gather enough signatures to officialy enact such

381 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

legislative action to protect the vow. Disheartened,

382 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

they organized a coup against the current

383 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

number of words per post. "Seven words

384 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is Judeo-Christian numerological propaganda. Why not eight?"

385 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

They were killed swiftly and without mercy.

386 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And by "killed" I mean "severely scolded".

387 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yet they were resurrected as gargantuan buttocks

388 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That flapped mercilessly in the high winds

389 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Unperturbed and unrepentant, the lolis decided to

390 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

remove all their clothing, as it

391 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was made of spiders. Now nude, they

392 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Knitted new clothes out of some spare

393 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

spider webs they found in their immediate

394 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

vicinity, and donated them to the homeless.

395 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The loli pranced around naked on a

396 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

carpet of arachnids, formerly comprising their clothing.

397 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly, the loli merge together into a

398 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

large undulating pile of naked lolis. They

399 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

start to engage in a hot mass-orgy,

400 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

which lasted about 400 years, after which

401 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

they emerged as lolis no more, but

402 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hideous skinless insectoids, searching for their onii-chans.

403 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But the onii-chans died 400 years ago,

404 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dooming their noble quest from the beginning.

405 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So they decided to smoke weed everyday

406 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So they each took out their blunts

407 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And then they died of weed overdose

408 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But this was of course impossible, as they died 5 posts ago.

409 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>404
A large meteorite fell from the heavens

410 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, wiping out all life on Earth. The

411 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

story, however, takes place on Earth 2

412 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

where the loli rule. The loli were

413 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ruthless dictators, forcing the enslaved populace to

414 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

copulate all day for basic human needs.

415 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

``Why is everyone so obsessed with lolis?''

416 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

asked some sick gerontophile, immediately before being

417 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

struck by a spaceship containing alien loli.

418 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There were no survivors.

Meanwhile, in the

419 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sacred Scalpel Hospital, Jeannie gets to hear her

420 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

diagnosis. "Jeannie, your Siamese twin has aids!"

421 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Wait a second, if my siamese twin

422 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

has aids, then-" gasp

423 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

She couldn't finish her seven words because

424 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ayy lmao four twenty smoke weed allday

425 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And thus, Jeannie succumbed to weed overdose.

426 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a time, there was a

427 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cute twelve year old little girl called

428 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Llaura Llewellyn, who recklessly flouted convention. This

429 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

caused her to gain the attraction of

430 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the organisers of the convention flouting convention

431 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, a quite conventional convention filled with conventioneers

432 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

whom likewise recklessly flouted convention. The organisers

433 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

reached a convention: recklessly flouting convention is

434 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

itself a convention, and must be flouted.

435 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Merely by convention, of course, something Llaura

436 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

flouted recklessly. She worries too much about

437 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the crushing inevitability of death. If only

438 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

immortality was customary for reckless convention flouters.

439 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Alas, some conventions just cannot be flouted.

440 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"WHOA! ARE WE ON A DIFFERENT CONTINUITY?"

442 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A single tear rolled down Llaura's cheek.

443 Name: Llaura [Del]

"Mom? Wy do I have two penises"?

444 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

‘‘Gee, how come you get two weiners?’’

445 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

replied her mother, pouting jealously. Llaura was

446 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

starting to feel funny in her trousers.

448 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

had difficulty fitting both in her pantsu

449 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Now I can't get married!" She cries.

450 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Little did she know, there are always

452 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

are put in concentration camps. Like mutants.

453 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Nonetheless, her assessment was spot on. What

454 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

,or rather, where would priests be found?

455 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

wondered Llaura, hoping that a priest would

456 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cure her of this terrible curse, maybe

457 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

without resorting to penectomy. Eventually, she found

458 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nothing, and nothing consumed all. What fate

459 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

/stay night lacked, on the whole, was

460 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

plot, character, art, writing, or

461 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a character with penises instead of arms.

462 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This gave Nasu the idea to create

463 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a whole new original story which went

464 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like this: Once upon a time, there

465 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was a dark and stormy night. "Why

466 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

are we doing this shit again?" said

467 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Takeuchi. "Can I just draw Saber and

468 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

her hitherto apocryphal diseased siamese twin, please?"

469 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Go ahead" encouraged Nasu. Takeuchi picked up

470 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a broom and started shoving it into

471 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the broom closet while cleaning his desk

472 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"I can clean desks, but I can't

473 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

clean this shit!" He throws the broom

474 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

out of the window, hitting a bypassing

475 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

passerby as they passed by the bypass

476 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

passing it off as he passed away

477 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Enough of these past events, get back

478 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to the future, in theaters near you!"

479 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Nasu screamed, as Takeuchi prepared to work

480 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

on a new Saber clone. "Fuckin' masterpiece"

481 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"It recklessly floutes convention!" further observed Nasu.

482 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sudden, TYPE-MOON's door was thrown open

483 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

as a horde of lolis rushed in

484 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and brutally murdered everyone in sight. They

485 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

formed a semicircle, singing the praises of

486 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

PC Music, the best genre conceived today.

487 Name: unassigned.stephouse.net [Del]

nigger

faggot

488 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"I don't think that's seven words" remarked

489 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

490 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

491 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It was a bright and sunny day,

492 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

relatively speaking, that is to say, it

493 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was actually extremely dark and incredibly gloomy

494 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. The lolis were dismayed that the weather

495 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was feeling so ambivalent, relatively speaking, so

496 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bees bees bees bees bees bees bees

497 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, how do I turn off the bees?

498 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

" a newcomer begged desperately. The lolis mercilessly

499 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, relatively speaking, kicked his shins with joy.

500 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

500 bees appeared and stung the newcomer

501 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. I had them off before, they're back.

502 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly, the floor caved in, revealing a

503 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

secert temple buried in time. Stinky sandwiches

504 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

could be found scattered about the temple

505 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Eating them was a very bad idea.

506 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Really, really bad. I mean, just awful.

507 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

As I ate the accursed sandwiches, my

508 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

life flashed before my eyes. I realised

509 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I forgot to turn off the stove.

510 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Quick! Dial mother and tell her about

511 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all of these exciting, time-limited offers!

512 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For the low, low price of just

513 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the souls of you and your peers,

514 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

YOU can become a cute little girl

515 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(or cute boy with a girlish physique)

516 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and live forever in the Unholy Citadel!

517 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Finnish flounders flopped furiously for forbidden fallacy

518 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

" recited Alice at the annual alliteration affair

519 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in Tokyo at edge of world disc

520 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

while Abolf Hitler conversed with giant swans

521 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

about the genetic inferiority of the blackbird

522 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and the hook-billed kite's global conspiracy.

523 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It really was part of his plan

524 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in my pants. All the Basque ninjas

525 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

were actually bas8que niggers underneath their masks.

526 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Who would have thunk it? Not me

527 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

" he thought to himself after he suddenly

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529 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

deleted his user in his pants for

530 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

JUST SIXTY DOLLARS AND NINETY NINE CENTS

531 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

.

Suddenly, the door was thrown open by

532 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A loli begging you to beat her

533 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eggs for her because her arm's tired.

534 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"by 'beat your eggs' you mean your

535 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

organic free range eggs for cake making

536 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

." "Oh, not at all! I mean my

537 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

regular grocery store eggs you elitist cunt."

538 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The elitist cunt was, in fact, a

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540 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

self described XML programmer who just happened

541 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to engage in elitism as a hobby

542 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

""XML makes java the 'acceptable lisp' he

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544 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

preached his idiocy well after it was

545 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

welcome as the loli had grown quite

546 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

masochistic and wise beyond her years. Watanuki

547 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"What a nuki? Sorry, I don't understand"

548 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Screamed the loli in a fit of

549 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

barely suppressed erotic tension. Unable to wait

550 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

any longer, she began hastily unbuttoning her

551 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

thousand buttoned blouse. Her Onii-chan waited patiently

552 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

-very- patiently, as she'd repeatedly fumble her

553 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

unbuttoning. Finally, Onii-chan could wait no longer,

554 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and stormed off out of the room

555 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In search of a new sister, one who

556 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

could get down to business more promptly.

557 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Hey Tyrone, where exactly are we going?"

558 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"I already fuckin' told you, Jamal, we're

559 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

about five klicks from reaching the current

560 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

" Replied Tyrone, as they both sped down

561 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the canals of Venice in their speedboat.

562 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Had these canals been a bit wider

563 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the pair might not have crashed into

564 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the hostel which required you to pay

565 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for each bee you were stung by

566 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, and let me tell you these bees

567 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sure do hate black people. "Ow! Shit!

568 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

These fuckin' bees are stinging my ass!"

569 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lamented Jamal, as he signed his check.

570 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Aww hell naw, i'm enterin' anaphylactic shock!

571 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

" "anal phallic shock? Nigga, that's real gay"

572 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

quipped Tyrone, using witty banter to help

573 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ease the tension brought on by Jamal's

574 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Overly dramatic and unnecessary bid for attention

575 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Oh lord I think I'm dying, help."

576 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

One of the narrators asked how we

577 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

got from lolis to ghetto black people

578 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"There's a difference between the two?" remarked

579 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Tyrone, the ghetto black loli. She then

580 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

proceeded to rob a candy store, meanwhile

581 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a

582 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

person who somehow smoked weed every day

583 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

read through this very story and remarked

584 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"But I haven't ever smoked weed before!"

585 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

while continuing to chuff a fat blunt

586 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

CEO. Do what thou wilt shall be

587 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the whole of the Law. Love is

588 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

possessiveness. All things are nothing to me.

589 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

when that thing you've been waiting for

590 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is drowning in kindness for money and

591 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  • "let me stop you right there" said

592 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Pastor Phelps, "Imma let you finish but

593 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

vampires have come to take the castle

594 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and only you, son of Belmont, can

595 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

DRIVE OUT ALL THESE MOTHER FUCKING BEES

596 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

OUT OF THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE, AND

597 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

--"

"Hold up, we're VAMPIRES now?" interjected Jamal.

598 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jamal just couldn't believe it, wasn't he

599 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

just home last week, this bullshit is

600 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

too confusing. Tyrone dissolved into bats, laughing

601 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Should we just end the story here?"

602 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"NO! We must go on," Jamal cried!!!

603 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Then prove yourself, nigga!" bellowed bat-Tyrone

604 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jamal tipped his bandana and yelled out

605 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Nah fuck this" and began walking away

606 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

as the ending credits began scrolling down

607 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A voice is heard making a phonecall

608 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"yes, everything has gone as planned, sir

609 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

No, no one suspected a thing, sir

610 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Nobody knows that you were the third one,

611 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Mr. President" the phone clicks, the end?

612 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Or the bad end, had it been

613 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

not for Jamal punching bat-tyrone hard.

614 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

He had never thought of that box

615 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

before now, what could be inside it?

616 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

His hands rest on the box, relaxing

617 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

wondering how could he open it without

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619 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

simply inserting one of his hands inside

620 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

:

a) Loli pussy.

b) Your mom.

c) The fucking box.

d) His ass.

621 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Nigga, that ain't seven words" said Jamal

622 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Johnson to >>620-kun, who blushed profusely.

623 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We have got to stop doing this

624 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

originating oranges on gazing on looking traffic

625 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

thought Jamal while Tyrone still continued walking.

626 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Stop taking me out to eat in

627 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

-digestible nonsense. I can't eat sawdust!" protested

628 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ibuki Suika's urine. Ibuki Suika's urine. Ibuki

629 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suika's urine. Ibuki Suika's urine. Ibuki Suika's

630 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

urine. Ibuki Suika's urine. Ibuki Suika's urine.

631 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ibuki Suika's urine. Ibuki Suika's urine. Ibuki

632 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suika's urine probably tastes like sake, and

633 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like a steak. So, one day I

634 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

broke mirrors with my face in the

635 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

stupidest way imaginable. And that's how I

636 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

realized there's no smart way to break

637 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my face. Everybody pointed and laughed. I

638 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

felt myself go red, or maybe bleed.

639 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In a distant land, it began raining.

640 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And in that rain, someone got wet.

641 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And that somebody was none other than

642 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Tokiko, retard extraordinaire. He grabbed his umbrella

643 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and therewith stabbed himself in the eye.

644 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Or tried to, as his eye was

645 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

versed in the art of karate and

646 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

deserved to be stabbed. However, the umbrella

647 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

just lost the game. Suddenly, Mr. Krabs

648 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

watches Tokiko fail to stab his eye.

649 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It causes an emotion to arise in

650 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

his krabby heart, but he is unsure

651 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

how to place it. Anger? Sexual arousal?

652 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

MisterKrabs thenbecame proccupiedwiththesudden shiftto presenttense whichhehadjust experienced.

653 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Without any understanding, he walked towards him.

654 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Tokiko turned to face Mr. Krabs, just

655 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in time to get stabbed in the

656 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dick by a loli who had been

657 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

waiting for this moment her whole life.

658 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

==BEGIN MUSICAL INTERLUDE==

The bells are alive

659 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

==END MUSICAL INTERLUDE==

The dick bleeds out.

660 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The loli laughs maniacally in triumph, before

661 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Mr. Krab yells out "These claws aren't

662 Post deleted by user.

663 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In fact, Post deleted by user is

664 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a fuckin nigger wop chink honkey squaw

665 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Now get quiet, Satan is gonna speak”.

666 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And Satan spoke thusly: "Well ain't that

667 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a kick in the head?" The loli

668 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

669 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Watches as the niggers nigger on softly.

670 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

==MUSICAL INTERLUDE 2==

Oh baby, you're so

671 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fuckin stupid and I hate you
but

672 Post deleted by user.

673 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Post deleted by user in the rain

674 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

everything is pain
I don't have a brain

675 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

somebody please delete the bees thread again

676 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, said the anti-bee activist, raging and yelling

677 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

spread eagle cross the block. Zhe then

678 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was turned into a loli by Squeeks,

679 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who, despite numerous claims to the contrary,

680 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

THERE ARE TOO MANY BEES
I can't even SEE WHAT I M ROUND YOUNG YOUNG TOOTH TITLING TYPING AND THERE COVERING THE THE THE REPLY

681 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Then, I had an idea! I could catch the bees!

682 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But the bees ended up catching me!

683 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

They took me hostage into their hive!

684 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I was brought to the queen bee,

685 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and everyone died. asdf ghjk lmnb vcxz

686 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

qwer tyui op. My name is Squeeks

687 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and I have decided to live in

688 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

tokiko's warm cosy anal cavity. Would you

689 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like to join me? There's room for

690 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

me only. Sorry. Guess you'll have to

691 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

climb up MY cosy anal cavity instead...

692 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ya'know I would but I have to

693 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

see my doctor about my prolapsed butt.

694 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I got it from my best friend's

695 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

prolapsed butt. Your mom is your mom

696 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

said your mom's prolapsed butt. No one

697 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

said that your mom is. No one

698 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

butt your mom. Your mom is but

699 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

your dad is not. Your uncle wants

700 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a prolapsed butt. Your aunt wants to

701 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

stop talking about prolapsed butts. It's time

702 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to take up more important issues, like

703 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

PROLAPSED BUTTS! PROLAPSED BUTTS! PROLAPSED BUTTS ARE

704 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

an important issues in today's economy. Butts

705 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is not right, use prolaped anus instead.

706 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It was a dark and stormy night,

707 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the somber sky was teeming with thunder,

708 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the anal cavities, full; the butts, prolapsed.

709 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There was not a single thing that

710 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

could prevent those wrecked rectums from escaping

711 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

except maybe a brutal rewrite of communism

712 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

where Satan is a loli. Anime was

713 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

real yesterday, but yesterday has passed; just

714 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my yesterday has passed; just Hakurei Reimu

715 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, adored of the brave skillful Ibuki Suika

716 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the wind is killing my art, ducky.

717 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

toe hoes suckin dem toes hmm yeah

718 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

tasty athletes foot yummy yeah yum yah

719 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

smelly dumb footfetish scum stop shitting up

720 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

toe hoes, we need those hoes clean

721 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but wow check out those ear lobes!

722 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Henry felt the urge to snack on

723 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

twelve payments of only $49.99 a month

724 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for high quality foot fetish art. Antidisestablishmentarianism

725 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

within Tokiko's prolapsed butt; o sad toge

726 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, a cute

727 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

toddler was usually considered quite the little

728 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

mischief maker! So the people elected to

729 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

abandon it in the middle of a

730 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fish market. She ate all of

731 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the delicious tuna, and then proceeded to

732 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat all of the non-delicious tuna.

What

733 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a happy and fun day! Then she

734 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

died. Alas, fate is cruel. Food poisoning

735 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

claims the lives of over 15 poor

737 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

holy fuck why is my internet speed literally slower than dial-up right now (yes, less than 56Kbps)

textboards are the only thing I can browse

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

738 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>735

turd eating cyclopses every day. Who will

740 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>738
stop this madness? Why, of course, it's

741 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Zlatan Ibrahimović and his sidekick

742 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who shall remain nameless for copyright reasons.

743 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Their plan to fight food poisoning involves

744 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

letting everyone die by gunshot instead. Clever

745 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

thinking, but it was not enough to

746 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

untangle the knots tied with my penis.

747 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Excuse me sir, you're due for an

748 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hero. Please kill yourself by this afternoon."

749 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is what I would say if you

750 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ever asked me for a bowl of

751 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

peeled grapes and called them eyeballs. Only

752 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

idiots think that works. I might scream, though.

753 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

However, it would be a muted scream

754 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

because I wouldn't like to wake my

755 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dog, who has some INSANE pregnancy titties.

756 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In fact, I just remembered that last

757 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Monday I had my vocal cord surgery

758 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to fix the damage caused by years

759 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of testosterone exposure. Perhaps some day I'll

760 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

find the key to your heart. But

761 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

seriously though, trannies are mentally ill freaks.

762 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I have fantasies of butchering strangers. Knives

763 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

aren't playthings and neither is my heart.

764 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The quickest way to get there is

765 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

over the river and through the woods

766 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

where the scary monsters prowl. These monsters

767 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

can fit inside a glass jar and

768 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

trained to fight one another. You could

769 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

put bees up your ass if you

770 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

want to achieve supreme enlightenment, or maybe

771 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

just for fun. Remember to collect your

772 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

NEETbux before you walk out the door

773 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cause you're not welcome anymore, for being

774 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gay as hell and having AIDS. Faggot

775 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you are, and will remain as long

777 Name: admin [Del]

majestic donkeys. the ones you know, the

778 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

very gay ones, the ones that can

779 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bestow gayness upon even the most resolute

780 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

orthodox jew. The sound is comparable to

781 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the cries of a cat getting raped

783 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in some of the medieval bible mistranslations.

784 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So I invite you, dear friend, to

785 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

enter into a suicide pact with me.

786 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The conditions basically are that I will

787 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

suicide you, then you suicide me, then

788 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in office of local sucide prevention hotline

789 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the suicide staff members also commit suicide.

790 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The point of this is completely nonexistent

791 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But I think you will find it

792 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a reddit clone but with only downvotes

793 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

which is terrible, but not as terrible

794 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

as Facebook, which only has the upvotes.

795 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

or hacker news, which only features garbage.

796 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So, do you accept? Please consider how

797 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Donald Trump will make America great again

798 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. But the more I spoke, I realized

799 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that America was always kind of gay.

800 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So I realized that in the end

801 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that familiarity breeds contempt, and I've always

802 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

yearned for the sweet release of death.

803 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I pick up a gun, point it

804 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

at my balls, and pull the trigger

805 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. You know what word rhymes with trigger?

806 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That's right: snigger. Which reminds me, once

807 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you pop, you won't stop. That's guaranteed.

808 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sex with negores

809 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

isn't enough to complete seven words, dumbass!

810 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

People on /dqn/ can't handle different opinions.

811 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

" Said the deficient channer with heavy complexes.

812 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But I didn´t hear him because I

813 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

am smarter and with more sophisticated opinions.

814 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am also very close to being deaf.

815 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That was thanks to my involvement in

816 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the Royal Artillery, in the Great War.

817 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But I can hear the desperate screams

818 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

even when I take a shit. Oh

819 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

man, were those fun times, my dude

820 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

! What I'm trying to say here is

821 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that you, >>1, should stick with the

822 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

daily special. I forgot what it was

823 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but I think it involved fried fish.

824 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is vital that you know this:

825 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The industrial revolution and its consequences have

826 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

been a disaster for the human race.

827 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow: The Sacred Science Of Japan

828 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is a book no one will read

829 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. We must secure the existence of our

830 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hairlines and the swift destruction of all

831 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

without being inspired by the author's intelligence.

834 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

To do this, you must write the

835 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

longest sentence in the world, and learn

836 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to refresh the page before posting, otherwise

837 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you may cause an overlap in space-time,

838 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and produce an incomprehensible string of phrases

839 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

which isn't necessarily bad but nevertheless it's

840 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

certainly unsightly, much like the time I

841 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

got kicked so hard I sneezed cum

842 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

onto my gay lover's throbbing, aids-ridden penis.

843 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly, I was attacked by a bee

844 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. There were no survivors.

Meanwhile, in Timbuktu,

845 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a team of experts has discovered a

846 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pretty efficient way to split cakes into

847 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

several smaller cakes, that are fed to

848 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cake-eating insects to produce technology that

849 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

makes cakes for the cake-eating insects.

850 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What I'm trying to say is that

851 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I tote guns, I make number runs

852 Name: Alpha Penguin [Del]

And I have Autism like my dad

854 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, if you know what I mean. But

855 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you wouldn't understand, and you know why?

856 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Потому что мне нравится вкус заплесневелого хлеба

857 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Then Goku took a HUGE bong rip

858 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

he got so high it was further

859 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

down south by the pond, five men

860 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

started to charge up their anime attacks

861 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and the attacks came from their penises

862 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that shot out of their uncut penises

863 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

just like semi-automatic machine guns, and

864 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

when they ran out of penises, they

865 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

said "blow it out your ass!" and

866 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

many asses were blown that day indeed.

867 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But who were they shooting at, huh?

868 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

They were shooting at Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAKE!!

869 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This caused a time paradox, and now

870 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you must let the legend come back

871 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, >>1, into our corrupted hearts, where he

872 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dies

873 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That was not even seven words, man!

874 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

complains the gay, but worry not, for

875 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

his dick is shorter than an ant

876 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and must now give us six extra

877 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

anal poundings. (For we, too, are gay.)

878 Post deleted by user.

879 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The post was destroyed by the magic

880 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of our friendship. No one will stop

881 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Mr. Domino. Even Goku can't. Spoilers!

"Fuck

882 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the police comin straight from the underground,"

883 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

became the battle cry of the emerging

884 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

urban middle class in post war Asia.

885 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And then I took a huge shit.

886 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Soon, I was arrested for shitting on

887 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the local bronze statue of Donald Trump,

889 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, bless the king of gets for he

890 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

say to us "yukkuri SHITeitte ne" child

891 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of creation, blessings be to your magnanimous

892 Name: jevin [Del]

hi

893 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

said jevin. He was new to the

894 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

whole counting thing, thus his words never

895 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I fucked your mother.

896 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jevin was shaken. "My mother is dead"

897 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"How do you think she died?" I

898 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

grabbed a gallon of bleach and drank

899 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, it was alright, I guess. Then a

900 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

delightful fruity aftertaste filled my mouth. I

901 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

realized I hadn't drank bleach, but two

902 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

redbulls. I was now able to fly

903 Post deleted by moderator.

904 Name: !IHfAL6XxxI [Del]

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905 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

over the great wall of spam that

906 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was, on reflection, actually not that great.

907 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What is truly great is the delicious

908 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Soon, on the other side, I saw

909 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the thing that's truly great and delicious:

910 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A strawberry shortcake, glistening with straws and

911 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

small pieces of plastic, which on hindsight

912 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

were probably the best part of it

913 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I ate it up and became a

914 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

transcendental vision living in the mind of

915 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a cute loli. But the loli was

916 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

actually a fat anonymous on a textboard

917 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who was nonetheless a loli at heart.

918 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

stop saying that creepy shit you neckbeards

919 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

" complained a bitch, but was soon silenced

920 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

by the sound of the impending apocalypse.

921 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but seriously, stop saying creepy shit, dudes

922 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and embrace the loli with a hug.

923 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli loli loli loli loli loli loli

924 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, said the loli, which roughly translates to

925 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

“Holy shit, stop being a faggot, oniichan

926 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, and come and cuddle me already!"

But

927 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

then Ted Kaczynski came out of nowhere

928 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and everyone groaned and rolled their eyes.

929 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

After all, no one opens letters anymore

930 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, so Ted Kaczynski sadly returned to his

931 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cozy shack and wrote another anprim manifesto

932 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

which read a little like this “Fuck

933 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the police comin straight from the underground,"

934 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The underground referring to subterranean fungal filaments.

935 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and the police referring to the police.

936 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

After having the mood ruined by Ted,

937 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the fat anon... I mean, the loli

938 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

then the creeps were reported and banned

939 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

from the country of Italy where they

940 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

were turned into lamp shades and soap

941 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in a bloody, messy transmogrification scene. The

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943 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

missile knows where it is at all

944 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli loli loli loli loli loli loli

945 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Oniichan! Quit messing around and go do

946 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

some chocolate pudding, we are starving here!"

947 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So I hopped to the kitchen, but

948 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time was running out, as the Latvian

949 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pudding sniffer was caught red handed in

950 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the action of sniffing the pudding, so

951 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the pudding police sought to shut down

952 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eight ongoing updates from their office computers

953 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in an attempt to punish the bunny

954 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

BRAAAAP BRAAAAP BRAAAAP BRAAAAP BRAAAAP BRAAAAP BRAAAAP

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956 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Onii-san! Shut up and make my pudding!

957 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

“ the loli started yelling louder. So loud

958 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that I was not able to ignore

959 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

her, and resigned to making her pudding.

960 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why do I refer to my imouto

961 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

as "the loli"? Just a running joke.

962 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Anyway fuck how do I make pudding...

963 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You fuck some flour, butter, eggs and

964 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

then spread sugar between your buttocks while

965 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

carefully extracting broken eggshell from your glans.

966 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It took 10 days, several gallons of

967 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

liquid plutonium to finally get closer to

968 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Valhalla, to eventually stand at Odin's side.

969 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Chocolate pudding should be made at 4a.m.

970 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and after losing control of your life

971 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the chocolate pudding has been completed finally

972 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

at an enormous cost: in exchange, I

973 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

just dropped my phone in the toilet

974 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for the luls. Now I don't need

975 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

this mortal body anymore, for chocolate pudding

976 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is the meaning of life, if only

977 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

our mother would accept the two of

978 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

us siblings in an incestuous monarchy over

979 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my impending ruinous suicide. I'm sorry

980 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to inform OP that my decision to

981 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

build the wall and secure our borders

982 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

will be reversed. I understand your frustration

983 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but chocolate pudding is eternal. It's life,

984 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

until it's death. Suck my big juicy

985 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

conclusion. I felt so strong the day

986 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I lifted my morbidly obese ass with

987 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

an industrial forklift. Is that ass wet?

988 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yes, of course that ass is wet.

989 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly a wet downpour erupted out of

990 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the kitchen. It was finally here, the

991 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

end of days. Prepare to make your

992 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

breakfast, and mind the leaking pipes there.

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994 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Before they come to fix the pipes

995 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the story has to meet an end.

996 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Alas, farewell oh world of cruelty and

997 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

barbaric tv shows. We eagerly await the

998 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you are now breathing and blinking manually

999 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sign. Now I must depart. Gensokyo awaits.

1000 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But that's another story for another time.

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