It was a dark and stormy night,
"Should we just end the story here?"
"NO! We must go on," Jamal cried!!!
"Then prove yourself, nigga!" bellowed bat-Tyrone
Jamal tipped his bandana and yelled out
"Nah fuck this" and began walking away
as the ending credits began scrolling down
A voice is heard making a phonecall
"yes, everything has gone as planned, sir
No, no one suspected a thing, sir
Nobody knows that you were the third one,
Mr. President" the phone clicks, the end?
Or the bad end, had it been
not for Jamal punching bat-tyrone hard.
He had never thought of that box
before now, what could be inside it?
His hands rest on the box, relaxing
wondering how could he open it without
simply inserting one of his hands inside
:
a) Loli pussy.
b) Your mom.
c) The fucking box.
d) His ass.
"Nigga, that ain't seven words" said Jamal
We have got to stop doing this
originating oranges on gazing on looking traffic
thought Jamal while Tyrone still continued walking.
Stop taking me out to eat in
-digestible nonsense. I can't eat sawdust!" protested
Ibuki Suika's urine. Ibuki Suika's urine. Ibuki
Suika's urine. Ibuki Suika's urine. Ibuki Suika's
urine. Ibuki Suika's urine. Ibuki Suika's urine.
Ibuki Suika's urine. Ibuki Suika's urine. Ibuki
Suika's urine probably tastes like sake, and
like a steak. So, one day I
broke mirrors with my face in the
stupidest way imaginable. And that's how I
realized there's no smart way to break
my face. Everybody pointed and laughed. I
felt myself go red, or maybe bleed.
In a distant land, it began raining.
And in that rain, someone got wet.
And that somebody was none other than
Benedictson Benski, retard extraordinaire. He grabbed his umbrella
and therewith stabbed himself in the eye.
Or tried to, as his eye was
versed in the art of karate and
deserved to be stabbed. However, the umbrella
just lost the game. Suddenly, Mr. Krabs
watches Benedictson Benski fail to stab his eye.
It causes an emotion to arise in
his krabby heart, but he is unsure
how to place it. Anger? Sexual arousal?
MisterKrabs thenbecame proccupiedwiththesudden shiftto presenttense whichhehadjust experienced.
Without any understanding, he walked towards him.
Benedictson Benski turned to face Mr. Krabs, just
in time to get stabbed in the
dick by a loli who had been
waiting for this moment her whole life.
==BEGIN MUSICAL INTERLUDE==
The bells are alive
==END MUSICAL INTERLUDE==
The dick bleeds out.
The loli laughs maniacally in triumph, before
Mr. Krab yells out "These claws aren't
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a fuckin nigger wop chink honkey squaw
. Now get quiet, Satan is gonna speak”.
And Satan spoke thusly: "Well ain't that
a kick in the head?" The loli
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Watches as the niggers nigger on softly.
==MUSICAL INTERLUDE 2==
Oh baby, you're so
fuckin stupid and I hate you
but
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everything is pain
I don't have a brain
somebody please delete the bees thread again
, said the anti-bee activist, raging and yelling
spread eagle cross the block. Zhe then
was turned into a loli by Squeeks,
who, despite numerous claims to the contrary,
THERE ARE TOO MANY BEES
I can't even SEE WHAT I M ROUND YOUNG YOUNG TOOTH TITLING TYPING AND THERE COVERING THE THE THE REPLY
Then, I had an idea! I could catch the bees!
But the bees ended up catching me!
They took me hostage into their hive!
I was brought to the queen bee,
and everyone died. asdf ghjk lmnb vcxz
qwer tyui op. My name is Squeeks
and I have decided to live in
Benedictson Benski's warm cosy anal cavity. Would you
like to join me? There's room for
me only. Sorry. Guess you'll have to
climb up MY cosy anal cavity instead...
Ya'know I would but I have to
see my doctor about my prolapsed butt.
I got it from my best friend's
prolapsed butt. Your mom is your mom
said your mom's prolapsed butt. No one
said that your mom is. No one
butt your mom. Your mom is but
your dad is not. Your uncle wants
a prolapsed butt. Your aunt wants to