It was a dark and stormy night,
they emerged as lolis no more, but
hideous skinless insectoids, searching for their onii-chans.
But the onii-chans died 400 years ago,
dooming their noble quest from the beginning.
So they decided to smoke weed everyday
So they each took out their blunts
And then they died of weed overdose
But this was of course impossible, as they died 5 posts ago.
, wiping out all life on Earth. The
story, however, takes place on Earth 2
where the loli rule. The loli were
ruthless dictators, forcing the enslaved populace to
copulate all day for basic human needs.
``Why is everyone so obsessed with lolis?''
asked some sick gerontophile, immediately before being
struck by a spaceship containing alien loli.
There were no survivors.
Meanwhile, in the
Sacred Scalpel Hospital, Jeannie gets to hear her
diagnosis. "Jeannie, your Siamese twin has aids!"
"Wait a second, if my siamese twin
has aids, then-" gasp
She couldn't finish her seven words because
ayy lmao four twenty smoke weed allday
And thus, Jeannie succumbed to weed overdose.
Once upon a time, there was a
cute twelve year old little girl called
Llaura Llewellyn, who recklessly flouted convention. This
caused her to gain the attraction of
the organisers of the convention flouting convention
, a quite conventional convention filled with conventioneers
whom likewise recklessly flouted convention. The organisers
reached a convention: recklessly flouting convention is
itself a convention, and must be flouted.
Merely by convention, of course, something Llaura
flouted recklessly. She worries too much about
the crushing inevitability of death. If only
immortality was customary for reckless convention flouters.
Alas, some conventions just cannot be flouted.
"WHOA! ARE WE ON A DIFFERENT CONTINUITY?"
bob dole is very gay, so gay.
A single tear rolled down Llaura's cheek.
"Mom? Wy do I have two penises"?
replied her mother, pouting jealously. Llaura was
starting to feel funny in her trousers.
probably because of her two weiners. She
had difficulty fitting both in her pantsu
"Now I can't get married!" She cries.
Little did she know, there are always
people with two or three penises who
are put in concentration camps. Like mutants.
Nonetheless, her assessment was spot on. What
,or rather, where would priests be found?
wondered Llaura, hoping that a priest would
cure her of this terrible curse, maybe
without resorting to penectomy. Eventually, she found
nothing, and nothing consumed all. What fate
/stay night lacked, on the whole, was
plot, character, art, writing, or
a character with penises instead of arms.
This gave Nasu the idea to create
a whole new original story which went
like this: Once upon a time, there
was a dark and stormy night. "Why
are we doing this shit again?" said
Takeuchi. "Can I just draw Saber and
her hitherto apocryphal diseased siamese twin, please?"
"Go ahead" encouraged Nasu. Takeuchi picked up
a broom and started shoving it into
the broom closet while cleaning his desk
"I can clean desks, but I can't
clean this shit!" He throws the broom
out of the window, hitting a bypassing
passerby as they passed by the bypass
passing it off as he passed away
"Enough of these past events, get back
to the future, in theaters near you!"
Nasu screamed, as Takeuchi prepared to work
on a new Saber clone. "Fuckin' masterpiece"
"It recklessly floutes convention!" further observed Nasu.
Sudden, TYPE-MOON's door was thrown open
as a horde of lolis rushed in
and brutally murdered everyone in sight. They
formed a semicircle, singing the praises of
PC Music, the best genre conceived today.
nigger
faggot
"I don't think that's seven words" remarked
Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.
Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.
It was a bright and sunny day,
relatively speaking, that is to say, it
was actually extremely dark and incredibly gloomy
. The lolis were dismayed that the weather
was feeling so ambivalent, relatively speaking, so
bees bees bees bees bees bees bees
, how do I turn off the bees?
" a newcomer begged desperately. The lolis mercilessly
, relatively speaking, kicked his shins with joy.
500 bees appeared and stung the newcomer