ITT we tell a story three words at a time (100)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time, I sucked

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

at playing tabletop

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

games, so I

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

drank some ketchup

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

mixed with gunpowder

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

then woke up

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

next to a

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

super duper cute

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli. Then the

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli cuddled me

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

stop being creepy

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

“ complained a gay

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli molester table.

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I forgot why

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my brother dresses

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like a fruit

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but it's okay

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

because I also

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like butt stuff

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Anyway, so yesterday

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I was walking

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli loli loli

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

down the loli

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

by the loli

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

until the loli

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli'ed a loli

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli's'ed've'ly'aint the loli

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Enough lolis, now

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the truth is

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am gay

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, or, more accurately,

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

super, double gay.

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

make america great

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

more like gay

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that's why lolis

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

are the best.

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The exploding cat

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with weird eyes

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

landed on the

41 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

mountain of God.

42 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

He sought after

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the mystical artifact

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that would grant

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

illegal weeb powers

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, including the ability

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to restart threads

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

49 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

Midnight dark, He

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

said “Let there

51 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

Be light, and

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

no more stories

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

about lolis". And

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

then He banned

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all the creeps.

56 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

He felt victorious.

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Nevertheless, the shota

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, His otouto, said, "

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The industrial revolution

60 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

σανεδ υς αλλ

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

“ and He answered

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

LET THERE BE

63 Name: Badposter [Del]

poop fart ass

64 Name: Badposter [Del]

dick shit butt

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for Christmas. Furthermore

66 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

Santa was arrested

67 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for reindeer abuse

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and sodomising elves.

69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ass ass ass

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

step on the

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

grass grass grass,

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but suddenly the

73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Politburo decreed that

74 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ur mom gay

75 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to the surprise

76 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of all involved!

77 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly, thousands of

78 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hungry Latvians swarmed

79 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

across the border

80 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of my conciousness

81 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and danced lazily

82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to the music

83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of my ass

84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The smell was

85 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

very nice but

86 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

overpowering. I had

87 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eaten chocolate pudding

88 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in the rain

89 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

because my sister

90 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

keep nagging about

91 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gay frog chemicals

92 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

which transmogrified her

93 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

delicate facial features

94 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

into those of

95 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ahania from scotland

96 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. However, unfortunately the

97 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sneaky face thieves

98 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shat all over

99 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

her prized collection

100 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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