Once upon a
gory, pulsating heart.
The next step
is to fetch
sweet, mineral springwater
from the deep
streets of R'lyeh
And then i
was a young
Amazon delivery drone
on its first
dangerous delivery. Daring
stunts are encouraged
for client satisfaction.
I deliver a
delicate dildo downtown
dawdling delicately despite
it's crunchy texture,
and badass decals.
Twice upon a
splendid summer sunset
sixty shiny swords
destroyed the infidels
allah hu akbar!
It was beautiful
when she farted,
six silver snakes
slithered out of
her pristine toilet,
then slid up
to the shower
shower it did
so much showering
can't be good
, said the Jew.
Despite the rain
being completely acid
I became cleansed
of my flesh
becoming the pinnacle
of human beauty.
I head to
work! work! work!
To get my
183635819th paycheck of
the day. With
joy for work
comes a deep
dark fantasy: the
beautiful scent of
bottled urine permeates
10 goto 20
litres or so.
So it begins
with stinky farts
that are toxic
to the environment.
We need to
eat more cabbage,
it is good
for your skin
, your foreskin, and
the PLANET, you
literal human trash
, go die already.
Mass sterilization is
for white people.
I can't stop
eating so much
vasque nigger sperm
glazed donuts. Furthermore,
I also can't
feel my legs
, why? Abducted by
Reisen Udongein Inaba
on New Year's
Steve, which is
a gayer version
of Apex Legends.
nigger nigger nigger
“ was heard across
the kingdom of
overt racism, and
all was well.
Until one day
when my toilet
was overflowing with
fluffy cotton candy,
and I realized
it was coming
out of my
mom's basement, so
I investigated downstairs
298 flights of
stairs conveniently skipped