Once upon a

all is piss.

From piss, rises

Jkid's life regrets.

Fart and shart

all over his

dirty fingernails, disgusting.

and but so

and but so

it was: eight

more years of

sodomy would follow

. And so, eight

more years passed.

Jkid's anus was

thoroughly urinated in.

Piss dribbled out,

onto the bees.

The bees swarmed

happily, whilst contemplating

those three words:

"420 blaze it"

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

It was beautiful

the bee colony

inside Jkid's anus

flourished, using my

diabetic piss to

make delicious honey.

deep in the

anal kingdom, the

king of shit

became jealous. He

couldn't stop shitting!!!!!!!!

It was such

a massive amount

the bees took

their fair share

of shit before,

but now shit

overfloods the market

leading to crisis

in wall street

. Home, at least

it was before

; all the piss

was safely invested

that I finally

found my lost

penis and balls

they were crushed

by a rock!

Sounds very painful

, but I loved

the sweet, sweet

release of death.

Years of urinating

on Jkid resulted

in elder gods

entering our world

through my urethra

. It's the end...

of Huawei phones

, said the NSA.

All the phones

have been put

on indefinite hold

thanks to Trump-sama,

and Ayatollah Khamenei.

Once again, the

Once again, the

double posting frustrated

the Ayatollah Khamenei.

Sugar accumulates centrally

Sugar accumulates centrally

inside Ayatollah Khamenei.

"Eid Mubarak!" said

an unexpected visitor

, as sugar accumulated

centrally inside Ayatollah

the winter grew

and grew and

sweet carrots birthed

baby carrots, which

blued when touched

with my dick

juice. Theoretically speaking,

carrots produce more

sugar during winter

so THEORETICALLY, Ayatollah

accumulates sugar centrally.

Licks out for

dead goddamn memes

and capitalist modes

of production. Accelerate

large turds from

the anus of

Ayatollah, who accumulates