ITT we tell a story three words at a time (1000)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

301 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and broke my

302 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cassette tape collection!

303 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

this is unfortunate

304 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, obscene, and alarming

305 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I dialed 911

306 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but they didn't

307 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

love ass custard.

308 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How could they?

309 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So I turned

310 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

down for what,

311 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but no one

312 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

likes boomer songs.

313 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How could they?

314 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Boomers really need

315 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

medical attention, their

316 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

mothers always said,

317 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"I love black

318 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

licorice scottie dogs

319 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

." That's because they

320 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

love black licorice

321 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

which is terrible

323 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. My cringe compilation

324 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

grows every day

325 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, just like my

326 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dead wife collection

327 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. All my wives

328 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

had in common

329 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

they were men.

330 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My grammar bad.

331 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I ARE ANDRU

332 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

AND I NEED

333 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

quality financial advice,

334 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

because my spreadsheets

335 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

have fallen into

336 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the depths of

337 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the recycle bin

338 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of history. Many

339 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

internet historians unanimously

340 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!kjmOSUVl [Del]

agree that they

341 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

are imbeciles. Furthermore,

342 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all things considered,

343 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

their very existence

344 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is an insult

345 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to my penis.

346 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Penis inside Jkid.

347 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Help me get

348 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

back my penis.

349 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

from in Jkid

350 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

penis penis penis

351 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

" said my imouto*

352 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

*Translator's note: "imouto"

353 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

means little sister

354 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who is Jkid

355 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

some wanker probably

356 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

thinks this is

357 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

some kind of

358 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

joke. Its not.

359 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I really like

360 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jkid. He is

361 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a person probably

362 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. (Narrator: he wasn't.)

363 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(Narrator: he's black)

364 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(a black hole)

365 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Who said that?

366 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(hey, shut up)

367 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Voices in my

368 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pudding keep on

369 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

calling out to

370 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jkid, who is

371 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

currently sleeping. Please

372 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

talk about Jkid.

374 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly, a bee

375 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

EAT YOUR own

376 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

OFFspring TO pLEASE

377 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

MY DUBS、CHECK’em

378 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Bees are dangerous.

379 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You must avoid

380 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you must avoid

381 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

avoid the 'zoids

382 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who are Jkid.

383 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Where were we??

384 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

At Jkid's house.

385 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It smells weird

386 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and where's Jkid?

387 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

He's guzzling cum.

388 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How's it taste?

389 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Like fresh cum.

390 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ate some pineapples.

391 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

They were tasty

392 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

They were disgusting

393 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Puked out pineapples

394 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Flushed down toilet

395 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Got flushed down

396 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the toilet. Bye

397 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Made my cum

398 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

taste very yum

399 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

not very healthy

400 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to drink cum.

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