Once upon a
and broke my
cassette tape collection!
this is unfortunate
, obscene, and alarming
I dialed 911
but they didn't
love ass custard.
How could they?
So I turned
down for what,
but no one
likes boomer songs.
How could they?
Boomers really need
medical attention, their
mothers always said,
"I love black
licorice scottie dogs
." That's because they
love black licorice
which is terrible
at tasting bad
. My cringe compilation
grows every day
, just like my
dead wife collection
. All my wives
had in common
they were men.
My grammar bad.
AND I NEED
quality financial advice,
because my spreadsheets
have fallen into
the depths of
the recycle bin
of history. Many
internet historians unanimously
agree that they
are imbeciles. Furthermore,
all things considered,
their very existence
is an insult
to my penis.
Penis inside Jkid.
Help me get
back my penis.
from in Jkid
penis penis penis
" said my imouto*
*Translator's note: "imouto"
means little sister
who is Jkid
some wanker probably
thinks this is
some kind of
joke. Its not.
I really like
Jkid. He is
a person probably
. (Narrator: he wasn't.)
(Narrator: he's black)
(a black hole)
Who said that?
(hey, shut up)
Voices in my
pudding keep on
calling out to
Jkid, who is
currently sleeping. Please
talk about Jkid.
Don't do it.
Suddenly, a bee
EAT YOUR own
OFFspring TO pLEASE
MY DUBS、CHECK’em
Bees are dangerous.
You must avoid
you must avoid
avoid the 'zoids
who are Jkid.
Where were we??
At Jkid's house.
It smells weird
and where's Jkid?
He's guzzling cum.
How's it taste?
Like fresh cum.
Ate some pineapples.
They were tasty
They were disgusting
Puked out pineapples
Flushed down toilet
Got flushed down
the toilet. Bye
Made my cum
taste very yum
not very healthy
to drink cum.