Once upon a
... look, who cares.
I'm SHITTING so
don't bother me
until Uranus orbits
I shannot yiled
to the pain
of being alive
for I am
shitting my britches
in the presence
of God Himself
who is also
none other than
Toshinou Kyouko. Her
opinion on NEETS
is very positive!
So positive, that
she spreads her
time with NEETS
evenly with her
trusty butter knife
what a nice
breakfast for a
person that's not
even that hungry.
Our lord Toshinou
was hungry though,
pissed the bed
because her grammar
didn't go last
so fuck niggers
. Kyouko-sama then transformed
into a fucking
nigger. How the
hell did she
do it? Magic
beans that were
shoved all inside
her bunghole's depths
. A long garland
of beans, deep
in her bunghole
began to pulsate
in rhythmic synchronicity
to the tune
of her throbbing
pull string teddy
dusting his cock
atiel, teaching him
proper cockatiel tricks
, like nipping her
food from her
owner's bunghole storage.
Call me Santa,
but I ain't
no jolly fatass
even if I
sing to cookies
. They gotta be
some sort of
mint chocolate chip
double cocoa fusion
spearmint of Odin
with no caffeine
and a spoonful
of softserve SHIT
à la mode
sprinkled with some
salt from the
Dead Sea's forgotten
dirty bunghole depths
that smell of
schoolgirls’ cotton knickers
unwashed for months.
It was mediocre
, I'll give it
a solid 6
out of my
69 point scale
. Fuck, fuck, fuck,
all my fonts
are Comic Sans!
My posts keep
disappearing without my
Post deleted by user.
Three words, you
keep deleting posts
without warning. Please
ream my anus
delete my curds
not my posts
or my precious
innocent daughter, Loli
I gargle cum
routinely before bed