Once upon a

and that's terrible

, really really terrible.

Seeking revenge, she

wore the legendary

tongue piercing of

anuses and buttes.

The piercing's magical

powers of rape

terrified me so

so much that

pints of piss

flowed through my

thick, veiny penis.

I started farting

a harmonious melody

and was evicted,

that's why. Never

wiggle a cheetah's

tail without it's

(I meant its)

consent. The law

says so. Or

so I thought

before I read

"Harry Potter and

the lack of

competition in the

corn derivatives market."

I realized that

there's no rules

in this shitty

world, and that

American Cultural Imperialism

must be destroyed

, said the cuck.

So I ventured

far into the

sun, where I

instantly melted. Then

I turned into

a depressed ghost

reeking of raw

fish and cum.

It's an improvement

from before, now

I can possess

lolis. Very nice.

Dwelling on this

newfound ability, I

ass ass ass

vacation, I stuttered.

My mom said

"You're moving with

great speed”, so

I slow down

but I get

itchy balls and

I start weeping

, reconsidering my choice

of makeup brand.

Suddenly, I trip

balls on DMT

and small pieces

of my brain

are found in

a jar. How

many of them

will grow into

upstanding citizens is

up to their

worlds of imagination

in which spores

from the imagination

are processed into

pink imagination slime

shaped into nuggets

representing their futures.

basted

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with three

gallons of cum

, the taste is

cum-like with a

twist of lemon

. Eat pineapple so

your defecation becomes

very sweet and

bitter like a

10,000% cacao nightmare

This has no

bearing whatsoever on

the matter of

my open heart

surgery. "Scalpel," said

the catgirl surgeon,

as she performed

the Fortnite dance.

She cuts open

the grape's skin

and extracts its