ITT we tell a story three words at a time (1000)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

701 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

702 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time, there was

703 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a little loli

704 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with the name

705 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

JEWS

706 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That's not three

707 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

...she was four

708 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hundred years old.

709 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I smelled her

710 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

poop filled anus

711 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and her drenched

712 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sweaty mayo filled

713 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

spicy tuna roll

714 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We laugh together

715 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

( ´ω`) and grow fat

716 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and old together.

717 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Gross old hag

718 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was my wife

719 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

until she died.

720 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Years later, I

721 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

feel it kicking

722 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and squirming in

723 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my big bum

724 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ready for birthing

725 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

when suddenly, I

726 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dropped the ball

727 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

over my neighbour

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729 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, marking the an(nu)al

730 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ball dropping day

731 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. My rectal cavity

732 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gives me passive

733 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

aggresive pleasure when

734 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I need it

735 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and then I

736 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

start eating garbage

737 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in astronomical quantities

738 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

until the hedhehog

739 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

made a typo

740 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sonci the hedhegog

741 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was his name

742 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

He's the king

743 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of the ring

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745 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the anal ring

746 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, there are seven

747 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

chaos emeralds in

748 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my anal ring.

749 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sonci and the

750 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Anal Emeralds were

751 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

uh oh stinky!

752 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Such a stench

753 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

uh oh stinky!

754 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cursed Anal Emeralds!

755 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

OH fuck my

756 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

uh oh stinky!

757 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

anus! It leaks

758 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

uh oh stinky!

759 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all over the

760 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

uh oh stinky!

761 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shut the fuck up

762 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

three words please

763 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

no, fuck you

764 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

here's ten dollars

765 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

uh oh stinky!

766 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ok, here's twenty

767 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but please stop

768 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

before you break

769 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

your pelvic bone

770 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

uh oh stinky!

771 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm fucking done

772 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with your shit

773 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, your stinky shit

774 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, piece of shit.

775 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you're so funny

776 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hahahaaaa fun EEEEEEEEe

777 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm about to

778 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

check a GET

779 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and suckle on

780 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

uh oh stinky!

781 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But I just

782 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

can't imagine doing

783 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

such a disgraceful

784 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

uh oh stinky!

785 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

s4sfag fuck off

786 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That's not me.

787 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This isn't happening.

788 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and my name

789 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is not キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!!

790 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is キタ━━━━━━━━( ・A・)━━━━━━━━!!!! !

791 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

not really but

792 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it would have

793 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

very little importance

794 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, for our purpose

795 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of eating our

796 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

wings rather than

797 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the stinky poop

798 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is noble and

799 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

wise for the

800 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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