ITT we tell a story three words at a time (1000)

1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

401 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hear that, mom?

402 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

She didn't answer

403 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

so I screamed

404 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and screamed and

405 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ejected a pineapple

406 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

from my ｏｗｎ

407 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hidden multidimensional portal

408 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in my ass

409 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

now its bleeding.

410 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And then BLOOD

411 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

IS JUST GUSHING

412 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

OH GOD, CALL

413 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

JKID, HE KNOWS

414 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

MY DARK SECRET

415 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ABOUT HOW MY

416 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hidden multidimensional portal

417 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in my ass

418 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

IS HELLISHLY PROLAPSED

419 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

AND SMELLS OF

420 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

SWEET TROPICAL PINEAPPLE

421 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the weed number

422 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was tragically wasted

423 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, just like me

424 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

anyways quickly get

425 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

me to a

426 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly, DOOR STUCK

427 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

HONEY! THERE'S HONEY

428 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

GLUING THE DOOR

429 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WHAT DO WE

430 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

want to eat????

431 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I BEG YOU

432 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

COOK LASAGNA PLEASE

433 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Meanwhile, back at

434 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the kingdom, a

435 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli ran for

436 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

exactly 24.65 miles

437 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

across the provinces

438 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

only to meet

439 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a funny rabbit

440 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Who spoke welsh

441 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"datguddiwch dy fagina"

442 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(TL: Welsh for

443 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Reveal thy cunny")

444 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Begrudgingly, she accepted

445 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

FBI OPEN UP

446 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bestiality is bad!

447 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

448 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for crimes involving

449 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

YOUR OWN ASS!

450 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm shitting uncontrollably!!!!!!

451 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Its getting everywhere!!!

452 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll eat it!!

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454 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It tasted like

455 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shit, really. What

456 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a surprise. Now

457 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

PUT YOUR HANDS UP

458 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(ban me now)

459 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I can count

460 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

up to potato!

461 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ha ha, said

462 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the fart man.

463 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

STOP INTERRUPTING ME

464 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

NO FUCK YOU

465 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fuck you leatherman

466 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

IT'S MY STORY

467 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i'll show you

468 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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469 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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470 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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471 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Have some tea

472 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(it's loli's pee)

473 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, mind the bee

474 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WHAT'VE YOU DONE

475 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

TO ME IS

476 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR

477 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, the rabbit cried.

478 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Loli began to

479 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

picket my backdoor

480 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with a needle

481 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ass sewed shut,

482 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I cannot shit.

483 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why, loli, why?

484 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Loli smiled and

485 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

started to feed

486 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

started to feed

487 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

FBI man a

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489 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>488's

4 words.

490 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

one two three

491 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i gotta pee

492 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

so I leave

493 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli behind and

494 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

urinate into Jkid

495 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

.
======CHAPTER TWO: =======
=======THE

496 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

URINATING OF JKID=======

497 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Seven years of

498 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sodomy had passed.

499 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Urine had flooded

500 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jkid's soul, and

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