Once upon a

time, I sucked

at playing tabletop

games, so I

drank some ketchup

mixed with gunpowder

then woke up

next to a

super duper cute

loli. Then the

loli cuddled me

stop being creepy

“ complained a gay

loli molester table.

I forgot why

my brother dresses

like a fruit

but it's okay

because I also

like butt stuff

Anyway, so yesterday

I was walking

loli loli loli

down the loli

by the loli

until the loli

loli'ed a loli

loli's'ed've'ly'aint the loli

. Enough lolis, now

the truth is

I am gay

, or, more accurately,

super, double gay.

make america great

more like gay

that's why lolis

are the best.

The exploding cat

with weird eyes

landed on the

mountain of God.

He sought after

the mystical artifact

that would grant

illegal weeb powers

, including the ability

to restart threads

Once upon a

Midnight dark, He

said “Let there

Be light, and

no more stories

about lolis". And

then He banned

all the creeps.

He felt victorious.

Nevertheless, the shota

, His otouto, said, "

The industrial revolution

σανεδ υς αλλ

“ and He answered

LET THERE BE

poop fart ass

dick shit butt

for Christmas. Furthermore

Santa was arrested

for reindeer abuse

and sodomising elves.

Ass ass ass

step on the

grass grass grass,

but suddenly the

Politburo decreed that

ur mom gay

to the surprise

of all involved!

Suddenly, thousands of

hungry Latvians swarmed

across the border

of my conciousness

and danced lazily

to the music

of my ass

The smell was

very nice but

overpowering. I had

eaten chocolate pudding

in the rain

because my sister

keep nagging about

gay frog chemicals

which transmogrified her

delicate facial features

into those of

ahania from scotland

. However, unfortunately the

sneaky face thieves

shat all over

her prized collection

of dragon dildos,