ITT we tell a story three words at a time (1000)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

201 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gory, pulsating heart.

202 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The next step

203 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is to fetch

204 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sweet, mineral springwater

205 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

from the deep

206 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

streets of R'lyeh

207 Name: Ttt [Del]

And then i

208 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was a young

209 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Amazon delivery drone

210 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

on its first

211 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dangerous delivery. Daring

212 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

stunts are encouraged

213 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for client satisfaction.

214 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I deliver a

215 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

delicate dildo downtown

216 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dawdling delicately despite

217 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it's crunchy texture,

218 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and badass decals.

219 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Twice upon a

220 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

splendid summer sunset

221 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sixty shiny swords

222 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

destroyed the infidels

223 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

allah hu akbar!

224 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It was beautiful

225 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

when she farted,

226 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

six silver snakes

227 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

slithered out of

228 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

her pristine toilet,

229 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

then slid up

230 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to the shower

231 Name: Olive [Del]

and showered all

232 Name: Olive [Del]

and showered all

233 Name: Olive [Del]

and showered all

234 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shower it did

235 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

so much showering

236 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

can't be good

237 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, said the Jew.

238 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Despite the rain

239 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

being completely acid

240 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I became cleansed

241 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of my flesh

242 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

becoming the pinnacle

243 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of human beauty.

244 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I head to

245 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

work! work! work!

246 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

To get my

247 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

183635819th paycheck of

248 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the day. With

249 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

joy for work

250 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

comes a deep

251 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dark fantasy: the

252 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

beautiful scent of

253 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bottled urine permeates

254 Name: porn [Del]

255 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

10 goto 20

256 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

litres or so.

257 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So it begins

258 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the vasque-nigger revolution

259 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with stinky farts

260 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that are toxic

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