Once upon a
, like nipping her
food from her
owner's bunghole storage.
Call me Santa,
but I ain't
no jolly fatass
even if I
sing to cookies
. They gotta be
some sort of
mint chocolate chip
double cocoa fusion
spearmint of Odin
with no caffeine
and a spoonful
of softserve SHIT
à la mode
sprinkled with some
salt from the
Dead Sea's forgotten
dirty bunghole depths
that smell of
schoolgirls’ cotton knickers
unwashed for months.
It was mediocre
, I'll give it
a solid 6
out of my
69 point scale
. Fuck, fuck, fuck,
all my fonts
are Comic Sans!
My posts keep
disappearing without my
Post deleted by user.
Three words, you
keep deleting posts
without warning. Please
ream my anus
delete my curds
not my posts
or my precious
innocent daughter, Loli
I gargle cum
routinely before bed
as mouthwash substitute.
It doesn't work.
However, it's very
sweet and nutritious
Loli doesnt understand.
But that's okay
, I'll show her.
Through dick, unity.
And through cum,
another
child was
sent through infinite
stable time loops
inside Ayatollah's bunghole.
Each ring signifies
the anuses expansion
into Jkid's bassoon.
And she said:
"Gee, it sure
is boring around
here. The story
is nearing its
end, yet closure
What is this place
>yet closure
is still nowhere
Wheres the cake?
In my anus.
Kidding, it's on
the table by
that fucking cat
Finna fuck tabitha!!!
how do i lose my virginity
Not like that.
Solve my riddle
: What awakes at
half past four,
sucks three dicks,
and disappears before
sunrise? Think careful.
The answer is
... ... ...
The eternal /jp/sie.
He eats, everyday,
and cums on
eight billion bees
all at once,
the absolute madlad.
The bees love
to work, work
the honey machine.