It was a dark and stormy night,

my fist against the wall in frustration.

refuse to acknowledge my dark sodomite lord,

who is really just lonely and misunderstood‽

I enjoy large penises inside of my

computer screen. They look a lot like

blimps and air ships and rockets and

similar artifacts of the phallic variety. In

fact, "phallic" even means penis-shaped! That

is what the dictionary says. And knowing

definitions can come in handy when you

need words to describe things, a dictionary

is not worth buying; use one online.

Anyway, getting back on topic, the lolis

are doing something odd.''

And sure enough,

they are doing something odd. Over at

Drew Pickles' premier gay strip club, which

only the gayest of faggots may enter,

heterosexual men were invading to steal the

dildis. "Those poor dildis", wept Ronald McDonald

(better known as The Penis Clown) "doomed

to be shoved up the vaginas of

women, who are not swell at all.

Just thinking about it makes me puke".

I'm not one for philosophical musings. So,

I'll just tell you straightforwardly and unpretentiously

the lolis are scheming behind the scenes

waiting for the right time to attack

the yummy snacks in the pantry. One

two three four five six seven words,

and the assault is all planned out.

When nighttime came, little shadows sneaked giggling

but one of them threw up blood

hounds - countless dogs, pouring from her esophagus

The time had come, the plan worked.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Ah singnle re of sunlite illuminatid the

the lolis as they carried their pastries

back to the pantry. One of them

was actually not a loli, but rather

A kung fu master, from the old country.

At a completely another location there was

no point pretending life actually has meaning

, with the help of my superior intellect

of lolis. I love lolis so much

I actually don't, fuck those retarded lolis.

This internal conflict leaves me unable to

hate lolis. I love how lolis always

make this thread all about them. For

goodness' sake, I wanted this thread to

be about the superiority of white men.

"Kill them," said the voices, "Kill all

GIRLS! PIGSWILL FLY WITH BLOOD TONIGHT! DESTROY

all evidence, they must not know about

my prized collection of quadruple amputee bdsm

scat bara yaoi. I'll distract them using

a story about lolis.

Once upon a

time, lolis were searching for the legendary

Giant Huge Big Black Nigger Dick Cock,

I forget the rest LOLI BLOODBATH NOW".

The story managed to somewhat distract them,

however Hakurei Reimu and her sexy armpits

were wreaking serious havoc in Gensokyo by

please read the previous posts before posting

" said a pouting loli, hands on hips.

"and never interrupt a sentence for meta

bitching, oniisan you baka!". Back at the

ranch, Cousin Jed was having difficulty deciding

the current time or date. ‘‘If only

I had a watch!" he lamented. Alas,

the current time was the Permian-Triassic extinction

, although prehistoric events aren't measured by watches

which Jed could have afforded anyway. So

Jed waited. The lights above him blinked

. Jed attempted a voiceless alveolar lateral fricative

to pass the time. Despite this, he

knew there were demons in the Permian-Triassic.

But as he got oldered, he stopped.

The lolis were playing in the snow

, blissfully oblivious - for now - to the impending

barrage of snowballs, thrown by their onii-chans.

Somewhere on a desert planet, two Monesians

theorized the existence of tiny ice crystals

that will transform anyone who touches them

into a person who is a bit colder.

Suddenly, a giant loli appeared from nowhere

though it was actually a girly boy

Like a shota or something, but not

without the cute, tiny, delicious dick

every straight person would pay to suck.

Making it cum all over their face.

The warm goo dripping onto your chest

made a large puddle around your feet

, which I would gladly lick, but only

after cleaning up the boy's flaccid dick.

I would not lick his anus though.

For it was full of green vegetables.

Suddenly dozens and dozens of aggresive bees!