It was a dark and stormy night,
people with two or three penises who
are put in concentration camps. Like mutants.
Nonetheless, her assessment was spot on. What
,or rather, where would priests be found?
wondered Llaura, hoping that a priest would
cure her of this terrible curse, maybe
without resorting to penectomy. Eventually, she found
nothing, and nothing consumed all. What fate
/stay night lacked, on the whole, was
plot, character, art, writing, or
a character with penises instead of arms.
This gave Nasu the idea to create
a whole new original story which went
like this: Once upon a time, there
was a dark and stormy night. "Why
are we doing this shit again?" said
Takeuchi. "Can I just draw Saber and
her hitherto apocryphal diseased siamese twin, please?"
"Go ahead" encouraged Nasu. Takeuchi picked up
a broom and started shoving it into
the broom closet while cleaning his desk
"I can clean desks, but I can't
clean this shit!" He throws the broom
out of the window, hitting a bypassing
passerby as they passed by the bypass
passing it off as he passed away
"Enough of these past events, get back
to the future, in theaters near you!"
Nasu screamed, as Takeuchi prepared to work
on a new Saber clone. "Fuckin' masterpiece"
"It recklessly floutes convention!" further observed Nasu.
Sudden, TYPE-MOON's door was thrown open
as a horde of lolis rushed in
and brutally murdered everyone in sight. They
formed a semicircle, singing the praises of
PC Music, the best genre conceived today.
nigger
faggot
"I don't think that's seven words" remarked
Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.
Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.
It was a bright and sunny day,
relatively speaking, that is to say, it
was actually extremely dark and incredibly gloomy
. The lolis were dismayed that the weather
was feeling so ambivalent, relatively speaking, so
bees bees bees bees bees bees bees
, how do I turn off the bees?
" a newcomer begged desperately. The lolis mercilessly
, relatively speaking, kicked his shins with joy.
500 bees appeared and stung the newcomer
. I had them off before, they're back.
Suddenly, the floor caved in, revealing a
secert temple buried in time. Stinky sandwiches
could be found scattered about the temple
. Eating them was a very bad idea.
Really, really bad. I mean, just awful.
As I ate the accursed sandwiches, my
life flashed before my eyes. I realised
I forgot to turn off the stove.
Quick! Dial mother and tell her about
all of these exciting, time-limited offers!
For the low, low price of just
the souls of you and your peers,
YOU can become a cute little girl
(or cute boy with a girlish physique)
and live forever in the Unholy Citadel!
Finnish flounders flopped furiously for forbidden fallacy
" recited Alice at the annual alliteration affair
in Tokyo at edge of world disc
while Abolf Hitler conversed with giant swans
about the genetic inferiority of the blackbird
and the hook-billed kite's global conspiracy.
It really was part of his plan
in my pants. All the Basque ninjas
were actually bas8que niggers underneath their masks.
Who would have thunk it? Not me
" he thought to himself after he suddenly
deleted his user in his pants for
JUST SIXTY DOLLARS AND NINETY NINE CENTS
.
Suddenly, the door was thrown open by
A loli begging you to beat her
eggs for her because her arm's tired.
"by 'beat your eggs' you mean your
organic free range eggs for cake making
." "Oh, not at all! I mean my
regular grocery store eggs you elitist cunt."
The elitist cunt was, in fact, a
self described XML programmer who just happened
to engage in elitism as a hobby
""XML makes java the 'acceptable lisp' he
preached his idiocy well after it was
welcome as the loli had grown quite
masochistic and wise beyond her years. Watanuki
"What a nuki? Sorry, I don't understand"
Screamed the loli in a fit of
barely suppressed erotic tension. Unable to wait
any longer, she began hastily unbuttoning her