It was a dark and stormy night,
how to place it. Anger? Sexual arousal?
MisterKrabs thenbecame proccupiedwiththesudden shiftto presenttense whichhehadjust experienced.
Without any understanding, he walked towards him.
Benedictson Benski turned to face Mr. Krabs, just
in time to get stabbed in the
dick by a loli who had been
waiting for this moment her whole life.
==BEGIN MUSICAL INTERLUDE==
The bells are alive
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The dick bleeds out.
The loli laughs maniacally in triumph, before
Mr. Krab yells out "These claws aren't
In fact, Post deleted by user is
a fuckin nigger wop chink honkey squaw
. Now get quiet, Satan is gonna speak”.
And Satan spoke thusly: "Well ain't that
a kick in the head?" The loli
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Watches as the niggers nigger on softly.
==MUSICAL INTERLUDE 2==
Oh baby, you're so
fuckin stupid and I hate you
but
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everything is pain
I don't have a brain
somebody please delete the bees thread again
, said the anti-bee activist, raging and yelling
spread eagle cross the block. Zhe then
was turned into a loli by Squeeks,
who, despite numerous claims to the contrary,
THERE ARE TOO MANY BEES
I can't even SEE WHAT I M ROUND YOUNG YOUNG TOOTH TITLING TYPING AND THERE COVERING THE THE THE REPLY
Then, I had an idea! I could catch the bees!
But the bees ended up catching me!
They took me hostage into their hive!
I was brought to the queen bee,
and everyone died. asdf ghjk lmnb vcxz
qwer tyui op. My name is Squeeks
and I have decided to live in
Benedictson Benski's warm cosy anal cavity. Would you
like to join me? There's room for
me only. Sorry. Guess you'll have to
climb up MY cosy anal cavity instead...
Ya'know I would but I have to
see my doctor about my prolapsed butt.
I got it from my best friend's
prolapsed butt. Your mom is your mom
said your mom's prolapsed butt. No one
said that your mom is. No one
butt your mom. Your mom is but
your dad is not. Your uncle wants
a prolapsed butt. Your aunt wants to
stop talking about prolapsed butts. It's time
to take up more important issues, like
PROLAPSED BUTTS! PROLAPSED BUTTS! PROLAPSED BUTTS ARE
an important issues in today's economy. Butts
is not right, use prolaped anus instead.
It was a dark and stormy night,
the somber sky was teeming with thunder,
the anal cavities, full; the butts, prolapsed.
There was not a single thing that
could prevent those wrecked rectums from escaping
except maybe a brutal rewrite of communism
where Satan is a loli. Anime was
real yesterday, but yesterday has passed; just
my yesterday has passed; just Hakurei Reimu
, adored of the brave skillful Ibuki Suika
the wind is killing my art, ducky.
toe hoes suckin dem toes hmm yeah
tasty athletes foot yummy yeah yum yah
smelly dumb footfetish scum stop shitting up
toe hoes, we need those hoes clean
but wow check out those ear lobes!
Henry felt the urge to snack on
twelve payments of only $49.99 a month
for high quality foot fetish art. Antidisestablishmentarianism
within Benedictson Benski's prolapsed butt; o sad toge
.
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, a cute
toddler was usually considered quite the little
mischief maker! So the people elected to
abandon it in the middle of a
fish market. She ate all of
the delicious tuna, and then proceeded to
eat all of the non-delicious tuna.
What
a happy and fun day! Then she
died. Alas, fate is cruel. Food poisoning
claims the lives of over 15 poor
2018-5-3
holy fuck why is my internet speed literally slower than dial-up right now (yes, less than 56Kbps)
textboards are the only thing I can browse
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Zlatan Ibrahimović and his sidekick
who shall remain nameless for copyright reasons.
Their plan to fight food poisoning involves
letting everyone die by gunshot instead. Clever
thinking, but it was not enough to
untangle the knots tied with my penis.
"Excuse me sir, you're due for an
hero. Please kill yourself by this afternoon."
Is what I would say if you
ever asked me for a bowl of