ITT we tell a story seven words at a time. (1000)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It was a dark and stormy night,

651 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

how to place it. Anger? Sexual arousal?

652 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

MisterKrabs thenbecame proccupiedwiththesudden shiftto presenttense whichhehadjust experienced.

653 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Without any understanding, he walked towards him.

654 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Benedictson Benski turned to face Mr. Krabs, just

655 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in time to get stabbed in the

656 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dick by a loli who had been

657 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

waiting for this moment her whole life.

658 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

==BEGIN MUSICAL INTERLUDE==

The bells are alive

659 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

==END MUSICAL INTERLUDE==

The dick bleeds out.

660 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The loli laughs maniacally in triumph, before

661 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Mr. Krab yells out "These claws aren't

662 Post deleted by user.

663 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In fact, Post deleted by user is

664 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a fuckin nigger wop chink honkey squaw

665 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Now get quiet, Satan is gonna speak”.

666 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And Satan spoke thusly: "Well ain't that

667 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a kick in the head?" The loli

668 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

669 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Watches as the niggers nigger on softly.

670 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

==MUSICAL INTERLUDE 2==

Oh baby, you're so

671 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fuckin stupid and I hate you
but

672 Post deleted by user.

673 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Post deleted by user in the rain

674 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

everything is pain
I don't have a brain

675 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

somebody please delete the bees thread again

676 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, said the anti-bee activist, raging and yelling

677 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

spread eagle cross the block. Zhe then

678 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was turned into a loli by Squeeks,

679 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who, despite numerous claims to the contrary,

680 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

THERE ARE TOO MANY BEES
I can't even SEE WHAT I M ROUND YOUNG YOUNG TOOTH TITLING TYPING AND THERE COVERING THE THE THE REPLY

681 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Then, I had an idea! I could catch the bees!

682 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But the bees ended up catching me!

683 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

They took me hostage into their hive!

684 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I was brought to the queen bee,

685 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and everyone died. asdf ghjk lmnb vcxz

686 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

qwer tyui op. My name is Squeeks

687 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and I have decided to live in

688 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Benedictson Benski's warm cosy anal cavity. Would you

689 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like to join me? There's room for

690 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

me only. Sorry. Guess you'll have to

691 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

climb up MY cosy anal cavity instead...

692 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ya'know I would but I have to

693 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

see my doctor about my prolapsed butt.

694 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I got it from my best friend's

695 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

prolapsed butt. Your mom is your mom

696 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

said your mom's prolapsed butt. No one

697 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

said that your mom is. No one

698 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

butt your mom. Your mom is but

699 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

your dad is not. Your uncle wants

700 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a prolapsed butt. Your aunt wants to

701 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

stop talking about prolapsed butts. It's time

702 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to take up more important issues, like

703 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

PROLAPSED BUTTS! PROLAPSED BUTTS! PROLAPSED BUTTS ARE

704 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

an important issues in today's economy. Butts

705 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is not right, use prolaped anus instead.

706 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It was a dark and stormy night,

707 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the somber sky was teeming with thunder,

708 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the anal cavities, full; the butts, prolapsed.

709 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There was not a single thing that

710 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

could prevent those wrecked rectums from escaping

711 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

except maybe a brutal rewrite of communism

712 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

where Satan is a loli. Anime was

713 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

real yesterday, but yesterday has passed; just

714 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my yesterday has passed; just Hakurei Reimu

715 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, adored of the brave skillful Ibuki Suika

716 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the wind is killing my art, ducky.

717 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

toe hoes suckin dem toes hmm yeah

718 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

tasty athletes foot yummy yeah yum yah

719 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

smelly dumb footfetish scum stop shitting up

720 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

toe hoes, we need those hoes clean

721 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but wow check out those ear lobes!

722 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Henry felt the urge to snack on

723 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

twelve payments of only $49.99 a month

724 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for high quality foot fetish art. Antidisestablishmentarianism

725 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

within Benedictson Benski's prolapsed butt; o sad toge

726 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, a cute

727 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

toddler was usually considered quite the little

728 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

mischief maker! So the people elected to

729 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

abandon it in the middle of a

730 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fish market. She ate all of

731 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the delicious tuna, and then proceeded to

732 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat all of the non-delicious tuna.

What

733 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a happy and fun day! Then she

734 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

died. Alas, fate is cruel. Food poisoning

735 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

claims the lives of over 15 poor

737 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

holy fuck why is my internet speed literally slower than dial-up right now (yes, less than 56Kbps)

textboards are the only thing I can browse

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

738 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>735

turd eating cyclopses every day. Who will

740 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>738
stop this madness? Why, of course, it's

741 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Zlatan Ibrahimović and his sidekick

742 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who shall remain nameless for copyright reasons.

743 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Their plan to fight food poisoning involves

744 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

letting everyone die by gunshot instead. Clever

745 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

thinking, but it was not enough to

746 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

untangle the knots tied with my penis.

747 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Excuse me sir, you're due for an

748 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hero. Please kill yourself by this afternoon."

749 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is what I would say if you

750 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ever asked me for a bowl of

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