It was a dark and stormy night,

peeled grapes and called them eyeballs. Only

idiots think that works. I might scream, though.

However, it would be a muted scream

because I wouldn't like to wake my

dog, who has some INSANE pregnancy titties.

In fact, I just remembered that last

Monday I had my vocal cord surgery

to fix the damage caused by years

of testosterone exposure. Perhaps some day I'll

find the key to your heart. But

seriously though, trannies are mentally ill freaks.

I have fantasies of butchering strangers. Knives

aren't playthings and neither is my heart.

The quickest way to get there is

over the river and through the woods

where the scary monsters prowl. These monsters

can fit inside a glass jar and

trained to fight one another. You could

put bees up your ass if you

want to achieve supreme enlightenment, or maybe

just for fun. Remember to collect your

NEETbux before you walk out the door

cause you're not welcome anymore, for being

gay as hell and having AIDS. Faggot

you are, and will remain as long

as you sing songs sung by twintailed

majestic donkeys. the ones you know, the

very gay ones, the ones that can

bestow gayness upon even the most resolute

orthodox jew. The sound is comparable to

the cries of a cat getting raped

, which is how angels really sound like

in some of the medieval bible mistranslations.

So I invite you, dear friend, to

enter into a suicide pact with me.

The conditions basically are that I will

suicide you, then you suicide me, then

in office of local sucide prevention hotline

the suicide staff members also commit suicide.

The point of this is completely nonexistent

But I think you will find it

a reddit clone but with only downvotes

which is terrible, but not as terrible

as Facebook, which only has the upvotes.

or hacker news, which only features garbage.

So, do you accept? Please consider how

Donald Trump will make America great again

. But the more I spoke, I realized

that America was always kind of gay.

So I realized that in the end

that familiarity breeds contempt, and I've always

yearned for the sweet release of death.

I pick up a gun, point it

at my balls, and pull the trigger

. You know what word rhymes with trigger?

That's right: snigger. Which reminds me, once

you pop, you won't stop. That's guaranteed.

sex with negores

isn't enough to complete seven words, dumbass!

People on /dqn/ can't handle different opinions.

" Said the deficient channer with heavy complexes.

But I didn´t hear him because I

am smarter and with more sophisticated opinions.

I am also very close to being deaf.

That was thanks to my involvement in

the Royal Artillery, in the Great War.

But I can hear the desperate screams

even when I take a shit. Oh

man, were those fun times, my dude

! What I'm trying to say here is

that you, >>1, should stick with the

daily special. I forgot what it was

but I think it involved fried fish.

It is vital that you know this:

The industrial revolution and its consequences have

been a disaster for the human race.

Avery Morrow: The Sacred Science Of Japan

is a book no one will read

. We must secure the existence of our

hairlines and the swift destruction of all

without being inspired by the author's intelligence.

wow somebody posted twice before me ( >>831 )

I always assume that I'm alone here.

To do this, you must write the

longest sentence in the world, and learn

to refresh the page before posting, otherwise

and produce an incomprehensible string of phrases

which isn't necessarily bad but nevertheless it's

certainly unsightly, much like the time I

got kicked so hard I sneezed cum

onto my gay lover's throbbing, aids-ridden penis.

Suddenly, I was attacked by a bee

. There were no survivors.

Meanwhile, in Timbuktu,

a team of experts has discovered a

pretty efficient way to split cakes into

cake-eating insects to produce technology that

makes cakes for the cake-eating insects.

What I'm trying to say is that