It was a dark and stormy night,
! What I'm trying to say here is
daily special. I forgot what it was
but I think it involved fried fish.
It is vital that you know this:
The industrial revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race.
Avery Morrow: The Sacred Science Of Japan
is a book no one will read
. We must secure the existence of our
hairlines and the swift destruction of all
without being inspired by the author's intelligence.
wow somebody posted twice before me ( >>831 )
I always assume that I'm alone here.
To do this, you must write the
longest sentence in the world, and learn
to refresh the page before posting, otherwise
and produce an incomprehensible string of phrases
which isn't necessarily bad but nevertheless it's
certainly unsightly, much like the time I
got kicked so hard I sneezed cum
onto my gay lover's throbbing, aids-ridden penis.
Suddenly, I was attacked by a bee
. There were no survivors.
Meanwhile, in Timbuktu,
a team of experts has discovered a
pretty efficient way to split cakes into
cake-eating insects to produce technology that
makes cakes for the cake-eating insects.
What I'm trying to say is that
I tote guns, I make number runs
And I have Autism like my dad
, gaw gaw gaw gaw gaw noot gaw
, if you know what I mean. But
you wouldn't understand, and you know why?
Потому что мне нравится вкус заплесневелого хлеба
Then Goku took a HUGE bong rip
he got so high it was further
down south by the pond, five men
started to charge up their anime attacks
and the attacks came from their penises
that shot out of their uncut penises
when they ran out of penises, they
said "blow it out your ass!" and
many asses were blown that day indeed.
But who were they shooting at, huh?
They were shooting at Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAKE!!
This caused a time paradox, and now
you must let the legend come back
dies
That was not even seven words, man!
complains the gay, but worry not, for
his dick is shorter than an ant
and must now give us six extra
anal poundings. (For we, too, are gay.)
The post was destroyed by the magic
of our friendship. No one will stop
Mr. Domino. Even Goku can't. Spoilers!
"Fuck
the police comin straight from the underground,"
became the battle cry of the emerging
urban middle class in post war Asia.
And then I took a huge shit.
Soon, I was arrested for shitting on
the local bronze statue of Donald Trump,
, bless the king of gets for he
say to us "yukkuri SHITeitte ne" child
of creation, blessings be to your magnanimous
hi
said jevin. He was new to the
whole counting thing, thus his words never
I fucked your mother.
Jevin was shaken. "My mother is dead"
"How do you think she died?" I
grabbed a gallon of bleach and drank
, it was alright, I guess. Then a
delightful fruity aftertaste filled my mouth. I
realized I hadn't drank bleach, but two
redbulls. I was now able to fly
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over the great wall of spam that
was, on reflection, actually not that great.
What is truly great is the delicious
Soon, on the other side, I saw
the thing that's truly great and delicious:
A strawberry shortcake, glistening with straws and
small pieces of plastic, which on hindsight
were probably the best part of it
I ate it up and became a
transcendental vision living in the mind of
a cute loli. But the loli was
actually a fat anonymous on a textboard
who was nonetheless a loli at heart.
stop saying that creepy shit you neckbeards
" complained a bitch, but was soon silenced