ITT we tell a story three words at a time (1000)

1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

2 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time, I sucked

3 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

at playing tabletop

4 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

games, so I

5 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

drank some ketchup

6 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

mixed with gunpowder

7 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

then woke up

8 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

next to a

9 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

super duper cute

10 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli. Then the

11 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli cuddled me

12 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

stop being creepy

13 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

“ complained a gay

14 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli molester table.

15 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I forgot why

16 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my brother dresses

17 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like a fruit

18 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but it's okay

19 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

because I also

20 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like butt stuff

21 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Anyway, so yesterday

22 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I was walking

23 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli loli loli

24 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

down the loli

25 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

by the loli

26 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

until the loli

27 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli'ed a loli

28 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli's'ed've'ly'aint the loli

29 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Enough lolis, now

30 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the truth is

31 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am gay

32 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, or, more accurately,

33 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

super, double gay.

34 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

make america great

35 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

more like gay

36 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that's why lolis

37 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

are the best.

38 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The exploding cat

39 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with weird eyes

40 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

landed on the

41 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

mountain of God.

42 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

He sought after

43 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the mystical artifact

44 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that would grant

45 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

illegal weeb powers

46 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, including the ability

47 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to restart threads

48 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

49 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

Midnight dark, He

50 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

said “Let there

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