Once upon a

Be light, and

no more stories

about lolis". And

then He banned

all the creeps.

He felt victorious.

Nevertheless, the shota

, His otouto, said, "

The industrial revolution

σανεδ υς αλλ

“ and He answered

LET THERE BE

poop fart ass

dick shit butt

for Christmas. Furthermore

Santa was arrested

for reindeer abuse

and sodomising elves.

Ass ass ass

step on the

grass grass grass,

but suddenly the

Politburo decreed that

ur mom gay

to the surprise

of all involved!

Suddenly, thousands of

hungry Latvians swarmed

across the border

of my conciousness

and danced lazily

to the music

of my ass

The smell was

very nice but

overpowering. I had

eaten chocolate pudding

in the rain

because my sister

keep nagging about

gay frog chemicals

which transmogrified her

delicate facial features

into those of

ahania from scotland

. However, unfortunately the

sneaky face thieves

shat all over

her prized collection

of dragon dildos,

and that's terrible

, really really terrible.

Seeking revenge, she

wore the legendary

tongue piercing of

anuses and buttes.

The piercing's magical

powers of rape

terrified me so

so much that

pints of piss

flowed through my

thick, veiny penis.

I started farting

a harmonious melody

and was evicted,

that's why. Never

wiggle a cheetah's

tail without it's

(I meant its)

consent. The law

says so. Or

so I thought

before I read

"Harry Potter and

the lack of

competition in the

corn derivatives market."

I realized that

there's no rules

in this shitty

world, and that

American Cultural Imperialism

must be destroyed

, said the cuck.

So I ventured

far into the

sun, where I

instantly melted. Then

I turned into

a depressed ghost

reeking of raw

fish and cum.

It's an improvement

from before, now

I can possess

lolis. Very nice.

Dwelling on this

newfound ability, I

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