ITT we tell a story three words at a time (1000)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

251 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dark fantasy: the

252 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

beautiful scent of

253 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bottled urine permeates

254 Name: porn [Del]

255 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

10 goto 20

256 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

litres or so.

257 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So it begins

258 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the vasque-nigger revolution

259 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with stinky farts

260 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that are toxic

261 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to the environment.

262 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We need to

263 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat more cabbage,

264 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it is good

265 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for your skin

266 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, your foreskin, and

267 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the PLANET, you

268 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

literal human trash

269 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, go die already.

270 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Mass sterilization is

271 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for white people.

272 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I can't stop

273 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eating so much

274 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

vasque nigger sperm

275 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

glazed donuts. Furthermore,

276 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I also can't

277 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

feel my legs

278 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, why? Abducted by

279 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Reisen Udongein Inaba

280 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

on New Year's

281 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Steve, which is

282 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a gayer version

283 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of Apex Legends.

284 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nigger nigger nigger

285 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

“ was heard across

286 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the kingdom of

287 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

overt racism, and

288 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all was well.

289 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Until one day

290 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

when my toilet

291 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was overflowing with

292 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fluffy cotton candy,

293 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and I realized

294 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it was coming

295 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

out of my

296 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

mom's basement, so

297 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I investigated downstairs

298 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

298 flights of

299 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

stairs conveniently skipped

300 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

through. Felt young

301 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and broke my

302 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cassette tape collection!

303 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

this is unfortunate

304 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, obscene, and alarming

305 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I dialed 911

306 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but they didn't

307 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

love ass custard.

308 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How could they?

309 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So I turned

310 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

down for what,

311 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but no one

312 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

likes boomer songs.

313 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How could they?

314 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Boomers really need

315 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

medical attention, their

316 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

mothers always said,

317 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"I love black

318 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

licorice scottie dogs

319 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

." That's because they

320 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

love black licorice

321 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

which is terrible

323 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. My cringe compilation

324 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

grows every day

325 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, just like my

326 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dead wife collection

327 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. All my wives

328 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

had in common

329 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

they were men.

330 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My grammar bad.

331 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I ARE ANDRU

332 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

AND I NEED

333 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

quality financial advice,

334 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

because my spreadsheets

335 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

have fallen into

336 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the depths of

337 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the recycle bin

338 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of history. Many

339 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

internet historians unanimously

340 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!kjmOSUVl [Del]

agree that they

341 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

are imbeciles. Furthermore,

342 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all things considered,

343 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

their very existence

344 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is an insult

345 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to my penis.

346 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Penis inside Jkid.

347 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Help me get

348 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

back my penis.

349 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

from in Jkid

350 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

penis penis penis

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