Once upon a

vacation, I stuttered.

My mom said

"You're moving with

great speed”, so

I slow down

but I get

itchy balls and

I start weeping

, reconsidering my choice

of makeup brand.

Suddenly, I trip

balls on DMT

and small pieces

of my brain

are found in

a jar. How

many of them

will grow into

upstanding citizens is

up to their

worlds of imagination

in which spores

from the imagination

are processed into

pink imagination slime

shaped into nuggets

representing their futures.

basted

>>179
with three

gallons of cum

, the taste is

cum-like with a

twist of lemon

. Eat pineapple so

your defecation becomes

very sweet and

bitter like a

10,000% cacao nightmare

This has no

bearing whatsoever on

the matter of

my open heart

surgery. "Scalpel," said

the catgirl surgeon,

as she performed

the Fortnite dance.

She cuts open

the grape's skin

and extracts its

gory, pulsating heart.

The next step

is to fetch

sweet, mineral springwater

from the deep

streets of R'lyeh

And then i

was a young

Amazon delivery drone

on its first

dangerous delivery. Daring

stunts are encouraged

for client satisfaction.

I deliver a

delicate dildo downtown

dawdling delicately despite

it's crunchy texture,

and badass decals.

Twice upon a

splendid summer sunset

sixty shiny swords

destroyed the infidels

allah hu akbar!

It was beautiful

when she farted,

six silver snakes

slithered out of

her pristine toilet,

then slid up

to the shower

and showered all

and showered all

and showered all

shower it did

so much showering

can't be good

, said the Jew.

Despite the rain

being completely acid

I became cleansed

of my flesh

becoming the pinnacle

of human beauty.

I head to

work! work! work!

To get my

183635819th paycheck of

the day. With

joy for work

comes a deep