Once upon a

found my lost

penis and balls

they were crushed

by a rock!

Sounds very painful

, but I loved

the sweet, sweet

release of death.

Years of urinating

on Jkid resulted

in elder gods

entering our world

through my urethra

. It's the end...

of Huawei phones

, said the NSA.

All the phones

have been put

on indefinite hold

thanks to Trump-sama,

and Ayatollah Khamenei.

Once again, the

Once again, the

double posting frustrated

the Ayatollah Khamenei.

Sugar accumulates centrally

Sugar accumulates centrally

inside Ayatollah Khamenei.

"Eid Mubarak!" said

an unexpected visitor

, as sugar accumulated

centrally inside Ayatollah

the winter grew

and grew and

sweet carrots birthed

baby carrots, which

blued when touched

with my dick

juice. Theoretically speaking,

carrots produce more

sugar during winter

so THEORETICALLY, Ayatollah

accumulates sugar centrally.

Licks out for

dead goddamn memes

and capitalist modes

of production. Accelerate

large turds from

the anus of

Ayatollah, who accumulates

sugar within his

bunghole. Nonetheless, despite

the exposed dicks,

no animals were

spared a buggering.

Pumping and pounding,

the secret cumster

in the second

dimension cums repeatedly

to the sound

of Sakura masturbating

to sugar, accumulating

centrally inside Ayatollah

After one year,

we'll split open

his fruity bunghole

to expose the

unholy citadel of

anally accumulated sugar

, where ass kilju

, having accumulated massive

karma. Therefore, when

the market explodes

, it will be

revolutionary, marking the

626th post in

The "ITT we

tell a story

three words at

a time" thread.

Fuckin eh mate.

I demand hostages.

Give me the

pepper, I require

for it shall

spice up my

bunghole, which accumulates

not sugar, but

modal logics and

cream of tartar.

Suddenly, a scream

in the woods

dislodges the sugar

which had crystallized

inside my central

nervous system. Value

comes from my

buttocks, having accumulated

all the sugar

tits and delightful