Once upon a
honey cocks, I
amassed a great
unholy citadel of
6 years' worth
of the finest
sages and "ru"s,
which one day
a little girl
found in the
post-apocalyptic ruins
a magic dildo
with powers of
deleting shit posts
She took it
in the ass
and liked it
just kidding, she
weaponized it and
conquered the citadel
of sages and
fucked myself in the ass because
over three words
fit inside my
tiny little brain's
sci-fi toaster
for nice crispy
crunchity ridged chips
from McCoy's crisps
the crisp capital!
I threw up
all of it
into a large
polished olympian dam
I was careless
to allow myself
to get sucked
off by koifish
It feels very
Delta P, fuck
I will change it to 7 words.
No you won't
And he didn't
so everyone rejoiced.
Was it over?
Was it really?
No one knows
No-one will ever
No-one will ever
Fatal error. Restarting...
Once upon a
time, there was
a little loli
with the name
JEWS
That's not three
...she was four
hundred years old.
I smelled her
poop filled anus
and her drenched
sweaty mayo filled
spicy tuna roll
We laugh together
( ´ω`) and grow fat
and old together.
Gross old hag
was my wife
until she died.
Years later, I
feel it kicking
and squirming in
my big bum
ready for birthing
when suddenly, I
dropped the ball
over my neighbour
, marking the an(nu)al
ball dropping day
. My rectal cavity
gives me passive
aggresive pleasure when
I need it
and then I
start eating garbage
in astronomical quantities
until the hedhehog
made a typo
sonci the hedhegog
was his name
He's the king
of the ring
the anal ring
, there are seven
chaos emeralds in
my anal ring.
Sonci and the
Anal Emeralds were