It was a dark and stormy night,
and the assault is all planned out.
When nighttime came, little shadows sneaked giggling
but one of them threw up blood
hounds - countless dogs, pouring from her esophagus
The time had come, the plan worked.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Ah singnle re of sunlite illuminatid the
the lolis as they carried their pastries
back to the pantry. One of them
was actually not a loli, but rather
A kung fu master, from the old country.
At a completely another location there was
no point pretending life actually has meaning
, with the help of my superior intellect
of lolis. I love lolis so much
I actually don't, fuck those retarded lolis.
This internal conflict leaves me unable to
hate lolis. I love how lolis always
make this thread all about them. For
goodness' sake, I wanted this thread to
be about the superiority of white men.
"Kill them," said the voices, "Kill all
GIRLS! PIGSWILL FLY WITH BLOOD TONIGHT! DESTROY
all evidence, they must not know about
my prized collection of quadruple amputee bdsm
scat bara yaoi. I'll distract them using
a story about lolis.
Once upon a
time, lolis were searching for the legendary
Giant Huge Big Black Nigger Dick Cock,
I forget the rest LOLI BLOODBATH NOW".
The story managed to somewhat distract them,
however Hakurei Reimu and her sexy armpits
were wreaking serious havoc in Gensokyo by
please read the previous posts before posting
" said a pouting loli, hands on hips.
"and never interrupt a sentence for meta
bitching, oniisan you baka!". Back at the
ranch, Cousin Jed was having difficulty deciding
the current time or date. ‘‘If only
I had a watch!" he lamented. Alas,
the current time was the Permian-Triassic extinction
, although prehistoric events aren't measured by watches
which Jed could have afforded anyway. So
Jed waited. The lights above him blinked
. Jed attempted a voiceless alveolar lateral fricative
to pass the time. Despite this, he
knew there were demons in the Permian-Triassic.
But as he got oldered, he stopped.
The lolis were playing in the snow
, blissfully oblivious - for now - to the impending
barrage of snowballs, thrown by their onii-chans.
Somewhere on a desert planet, two Monesians
theorized the existence of tiny ice crystals
that will transform anyone who touches them
into a person who is a bit colder.
Suddenly, a giant loli appeared from nowhere
though it was actually a girly boy
Like a shota or something, but not
without the cute, tiny, delicious dick
every straight person would pay to suck.
Making it cum all over their face.
The warm goo dripping onto your chest
made a large puddle around your feet
, which I would gladly lick, but only
after cleaning up the boy's flaccid dick.
I would not lick his anus though.
For it was full of green vegetables.
Suddenly dozens and dozens of aggresive bees!
Inserted an exclamation mark mid-sentence dumbly!
Insects started crawling out of my dick
. They were very friendly. One of them
even taught me how to quilt a
cumrag for personal use of president Obama
Jr., dear leader of the American Empire
of Lucifer Morningstar. Some British people attempted
to make sense of that last sentence.
But to no avail. It was then
that they discovered the true meaning of
used loli pantsu from a vending machine
and Blue Sailors in general. Or rather,
Shrek's cucumber, by which I mean penis
attempted to penetrate me, but it only
was an actual cucumber, not a penis.
It was green, just like the Hulk's.
"Golly" - I said - "that feels so good!"
Despite the attempt being thorough, it remained
in the white room, in the station
with black curtains. As I walked out,
I walked back in. The neverending nightmare
finally ended when I got glomped by
my nigga Jamal. "yo tyrone, ya gon
cap some fools with me'n the homies
later this evenin?", he said. I replied "
Does the pope shit in the woods?"
"He probably shits in the Vatican." Replied
Jamal as he handed over to me
his newest anime dragon dildo. A few
sentences later, we returned to the story
of me an' jamal going ta cap