It was a dark and stormy night,
some niggas. I opened the door holding
my gat and pointed it at Paquito,
the local mexican drug dealer. I shouted "
NOBODY GETS MY SAN ANDREAS REFERENCES, WHY?"
He shouted into the darkness. "Nobody cares"
“See you around,” said the police officer.
after that, I immediately fired my gat
, missing all twelve times. Jew rat bastards,
you'll pay for what you did to
the two people in the green Sabre!
Will the one who opened the jar
put it inside of his red rectum?
Tune in next time to find out!
One week later, I dutifully tuned in
to find out if the one who
who who who who who who who
buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Buffalo Buffalo buffalo, buffalo!
And not a single fuck was given.
The end. A long, long time ago,
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
. Where is the fun in all this,
I protested, why is torturing dogs boring?
Perhaps if I give the creature immortality
then it will learn to accept my
undivided attention at making it feel the
happiest puppy that ever lived on Earth.
I grab the peanutbutter off the shelf,
and smear some on my large cock.
The dog comes over to my cock,
and licks off the peanutbutter. I like
the feeling of dogs licking my cock.
I proceed to jerk off the dog,
And then i stopped being a perv
-ert. I scratch my balls while thinking about
all the various kinds of perversions I
previously underwent with this dog. I realized
that my balls have gotten really itchy!
So I rub some ointment on them
but it only makes it worse! Oh
, how I yearn for the sweet respite
of letting a wave of passion roll
down the inside of my leg. Sometimes
you fall to then get back up.
And that is how I lost my
way and ended up here. How
do I propose to my dear-beloved
waifu, when she is trapped in another
whorehouse? I wish tranny brothels were together
like the ol' days where everything was
one; gays, niggers and trannies, all trash.
Three hundred one, the next number is...
um... what was it again? I can't
seem to find my fingers, quite the
inconvenience! Have you seem them anywhere? They're
supposed to be here somewhere in the
vicinity of my knuckles. Oh wait, I
forgot what I needed my fingers for.
Let me tell ya somethin, there ain't
a single cock larger than mine...
It's the largest cockfighting rooster ever bred.
An abomination, thirty feet tall, my cock
is. I have extensively trained it in
advanced gorilla welfare and tactical goose stepping,
It strikes fear into the hearts of
other cocks of considerable girth and magnitude.
At one point my cock was so
hungry for pussy, that it ate an
entire litter of kittens, and a hot-dog,
also known as a bitch in heat.
It then proceeded to penetrate a large
rectum whose owner I do not know.
The damage was considerable, the incident was
brought to the Hakurei shrine maiden's attention.
It was promptly ignored. The gigantic cock
continued to grow ever larger but suddenly
stopped, and remained at a height of
a small house, or a big SUV.
But then it began violently twitching, and
everyone logged in on twitch.tv to watch!
The giant cock then abruptly shot out
liters of thick gooey semen up in
the air. It flew so high that
it turned into a giant shard of
frozen semen, and tumbled back towards the
Earth. Then a calamitous explosion occurred as
it strikes the White House. The explosion
lead to small shards of semen shooting
in all directions and hitting people's eyes.
20.000 people died on that day. What
does it matter? Life is worthless anyway.
Nothij personnel kid, i thought to myself
But it was in fact, very personal.
The giant cock has held a grudge
against the US government for years now
, ever since that unfortunate incident with the
forced sterilization of his father. His father
had very visibly red balls with
dead skins and bugs on them.
The giant cock needed vengeance for
his father to restore his dignity. He